Monday, September 18, 2006

Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Avast, maties! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Ev'ry one o' ye needs be talkin' like a pirate today. This means all of ye!

If ye drives a cab, speak to yer passengers like ye are the scourge of the seas!

If ye answers the phone, answer in a way that all knows that ye are th' one who holds their pitiful lives in yer hands!

If ye host meetings, host them well. And serve plenty of rum! And if there be a wench in yer midst, have yer way with 'er. Let 'er knows who run the ship!

If ye be a wench, take no guff off no man! Let them know ye wears the Jolly Roger against yer breast!

Today is the day where every son of a sailor lets the world know where his heart lies!

Talk like a pirate today. It's in yer blood.

Or expect to have yer blood spilt.

Ye have been warned!

UPDATE: Read this blog in all it's pirate glory here.

Try readin' other sites here.


  1. Nay!! Never will I speaks that Way! Oh Hell! Who could resist?

  2. YARR~...

    Today be “Talk Like a Pirate Day, Matey.”
    It also be “Opening General Assembly of the UN Day.”
    Yarr, you be the judge.
    Linked to the “Talk Like a Pirate Day” posts at Pet’s Garden Blog an...

  3. Arr! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day...

    Ahoy maties, today be talk like a buccanneer day...or walk ye plank!
    H/T horn swogglin' scurvy basil......

  4. to quote Spongebob... arr there Basil arr ya a pirate? umm mr. crabs uh arr there arr uh arr land arr sir arr. and patrick uhhhhhhh. lmao. love the arr pirate arr garb arr i mean arr language arr.


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