Avast, maties! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Ev'ry one o' ye needs be talkin' like a pirate today. This means all of ye!
If ye drives a cab, speak to yer passengers like ye are the scourge of the seas!
If ye answers the phone, answer in a way that all knows that ye are th' one who holds their pitiful lives in yer hands!
If ye host meetings, host them well. And serve plenty of rum! And if there be a wench in yer midst, have yer way with 'er. Let 'er knows who run the ship!
If ye be a wench, take no guff off no man! Let them know ye wears the Jolly Roger against yer breast!
Today is the day where every son of a sailor lets the world know where his heart lies!
Talk like a pirate today. It's in yer blood.
Or expect to have yer blood spilt.
Ye have been warned!
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