- We got off the Titanic first.
- We can scare male bosses with any mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
- Taxis stop for us.
- We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
- No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
- We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
- If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
- We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
- We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
- We have the ability to dress ourselves.
- We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
- If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
- We will never regret piercing our ears.
- There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
- We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
Oh, and Basil? What's this with all the comments recently about "Smokin' hot babes"???
I got your smokin' hot babe right here. That's for missing Girlfriend's Day on August 1st.