Monday, September 4, 2006

You Missed Girlfriend's Day!

It is good to be a woman ...

  1. We got off the Titanic first.

  2. We can scare male bosses with any mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

  3. Taxis stop for us.

  4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

  5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

  6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

  7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

  8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

  9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

  10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

  11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

  12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

  13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

  14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

  15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Oh, and Basil? What's this with all the comments recently about "Smokin' hot babes"???

I got your smokin' hot babe right here. That's for missing Girlfriend's Day on August 1st.


  1. Need some band-aids, basil? LOL

  2. Woohoo!!! Oh Basil -- you won't forget next year will you? Tsk tsk ...

  3. I missed the part about Jamie Lynn Spears Naked. :)

  4. Humor from a Shining City on a Hill...

    An Israeli deplanes at Heathrow and is asked by the bored customs clerk he meets, “Occupation?”, to which he replies, “No. Just visiting”
    Others under serious stress (or not so serious stress) understand, or at least use, th...

  5. Looks like you're on the Wife's s**t list, Basil! :)


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