Monday, January 31, 2005

Big Sister's Headlines: 1/31/05

First Amendment No Big Deal, Students Say
Right before their tongues were cut out...

'Dummer' Academy May Change Its Name
Well, you would too, wouldn't you?

Spellings Promises to Push Bush Agenda
Has begun second term in office with two syllable words for weekly spelling bee (by the way, spelling is singular, not plural...)

Colo. Regents Weigh Prof's 9/11 Comments
Reportedly tipped the scales at 26 lb. 15 oz.

SBC to Buy Former Parent AT&T for $16B
God upset that Baptists think phone company created them...

Is SBC Rushing into Trouble?
Well, if God was mad at you...(See related story above)

Mixed response to AT&T and SBC potential merger
Southern Baptists create Hotline To God; Satan delighted, God not amused

1 comment:

  1. good headlines! don't be discouraged by basil making fun of you...oh, wait, i guess i'm not the first to tell you that...:)


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