Saturday, January 22, 2005

Headline News 2005-01-22

Titanic talents get city history
Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet take Huntsville by storm

From The Washington Post:
Ehrlich Gives Public Colleges a Lift
Schools agreed to pay for part of the gas

From The Washington Post:
The Other Right Hand
Martian Guy from "Twilight Zone" sighted in D.C.

From Savannah Morning News:
Serial rapist moves on to Carolina
Excited about new career as "The Low Country Rapist"

From BBC:
Pakistan probe cricket rape claim
Grasshopper sought for questioning

From BBC:
School breakfast scheme defended
Rabbit's plot to steal Trix foiled

From BBC:
Peanuts rich in 'good chemicals'
Snoopy, Charlie Brown arrested in drug trafficking scheme

From BBC:
Why some people entice mosquitoes
Mosquitoes are sluts

From CNN:
'Intelligent design' taught in Pennsylvania
'Stupid Design' taught in Arkansas

From CNN:
Report: Loggerhead turtles in serious decline
Of course, you'd be depressed, too, if people always called you 'Loggerhead'

From CNN:
Nevada Democrats bet state lottery will be winner
Gambling? In Nevada? No!!

From CNN International:
WHO confirms Vietnam bird flu case
Daltrey, Townshend expected to recover

From ABC News:
Western State Democrats Interview Dean
Village Idiot position to be filled soon

From ABC News:
Monster Snowstorm Hits Midwest, Northeast
Scooby, Shaggy offer to help

From Toronto Star:
Bush speech ignites global debate
Which country gets it's ass kicked next?

1 comment:

  1. Big Sis (who's 5'4")January 22, 2005 at 6:02 PM

    'Intelligent design' taught in Pennsylvania
    'Stupid Design' taught in Arkansas
    Funny, basil, funny

    Oh, and please tell snuffie which one I am

    Feel better...


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