Tuesday, January 18, 2005

The Big Sister (who is 5'4") writes again…

The Big Sister (who is 5'4'') e-mails me
Lord only knows why I am giving it another try...

Iraq to Seal Its Borders During Election
Duck Tape shortage expected by midafternoon

Abbas Summons Militants for Gaza Talks
Right before a trip to the woodshed...

Google Releases Photo Organizing Software
Ransom remained unpaid...

Romanian Woman, 66, Said to Be World's Oldest Mom
Who says? My mom's older than that...I'm telling Mama!

Rice Pledges to Mend Ties With Allies
Afternoon session slated to be casual, open-collar; to be followed by advanced sewing lesson

U.N. Tsunami Conference Opens in Japan
Seminars to include "MAKING WAVES" & "SHAKE AND QUAKE"

High Court Sidesteps Guantanamo Bay Case
Smoking crack proven not to impair balance in trial runs; advanced obstacle course planned

If she writes again, I'll let you know.

6 comments:

  1. well, she's not as funny as you, but she's still funny! i think your family must have a dominant funny gene to make up for the lack-of-tallness gene that your sisters suffer from. btw....how tall are you?

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  2. I'm slightly taller than my little sister. And, yes, that's posted somewhere on the site.

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  3. Big Sis (who's only 5'4")January 19, 2005 at 3:36 AM

    Thanks, moehawk. I'll have to admit we girls have lived all of our lives in the shadow of basil's sardonic wit and intelligence. It's a hard life, but basil thinks somebody ought to quake in his presence and it might as well be us. I think he ought to write a book; it would be a best seller, I'm sure.
    Oh, and if you'll copy and paste the Japanese comment into a word document you can read it.

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  4. The Mean Sister (who is 5'6")January 19, 2005 at 3:45 AM

    OK, now I am really running behind. Good job sis!

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  5. Big Sis (who's 5'4")January 19, 2005 at 2:56 PM

    I liked the Japanese comment in Japanese... oh, well...

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  6. Big Sis (who's 5'4")January 20, 2005 at 2:58 AM

    Moehawk and Mean Sister: THANKS!

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