Saturday, January 29, 2005

Headline News 2005-01-29

From ABC News:
S.C. Police Use Stun Gun in Nursing Home
"It's Fun!" They Say

From ABC News:
Vt. Woman Accused of Making Fake Threats
Judge: "Next time you threaten to kill someone, do it!"

From ABC News:
Shroud of Turin Could Date to Jesus' Time
Vatican: "Well duh!"

From ABC News:
Kurds Say They Will Demand Key Iraq Post
Need it to hold up fence

From ABC News:
Jumping Mouse Loses Federal Protection
Will return to Mexico; Sylvester, Daffy expected to follow

From ABC News:
New Films Show Schwarzenegger Hard Act to Finger
Schwarzenegger shows women easy to finger

From ABC News:
Ray Charles to Be Honored at Grammys
But will not attend

From ABC News:
Nixon Son-In-Law May Challenge Clinton
Cox: "I know she has a mean right hook, but I think I can take her"

From ABC News:
John Stossel Takes on Myths, Lies and Nasty Behavior
Inside the Democratic Party

From AJC:
Iraqi President: Most People Won't Vote
It seems Saddam killed them

From CNN:
Life after 'Felicity' for Keri Russell
Mornings at the Department of Labor, evening at the Waffle House

From CNN:
Beverly Sills resigns from Met
Signs with Yankees

From CNN:
Study: If it's unfair, chimps will forgive a friend
Why Dick Cheney kept his job

From CNN:
Jackson judge allows 'sexually explicit' evidence
Will wear extra-ling robe

From CNN:
Police: Man puts staples and paper clip in McDonald's sandwich
New sandwich high in minerals, low in carbs

From CNN:
Serial killer execution postponed
Gets to be raped one more time

From The Hawaii Channel:
Families Reach Settlement In Xerox Shootings
Settlement an exact duplicate of one reached last year

From Click 2 Houston:
Deputy's Gun Fires, Kills Suspect Under Arrest
Sheriff upset, had told deputy to keep bullet in shirt pocket

From CNN:
Colombia arrests head of airport drug dog unit
Brian Griffin expects to make bail

From The Washington Post:
Beyonce Planning to Release Fashion Line
Has Held It Hostage Since 2003

From BBC:
Israelis 'shoot dead Palestinian'
Soldier reprimanded for wasting bullets

T-shirt company defends right to 'offend'
'Arrest Black Babies' shirt criticized, 'I still hate George Bush' shirt lauded

From Multichannel News:
Bush Calls for Balance on Indecency
Requires one naked man for each naked woman

From The Cincinnati Post:
Bush trade policy favors P&G goals
Satan pleased


  1. The Mean Sister (who is 5'6")January 29, 2005 at 12:46 PM

    Xerox settlement exact duplicate...heh heh heh
    Sylvester, Daffy expected to follow...ha ha ha
    Too funny tonight...back to homework! Thanks for the break!!

  2. yes, way too funny. you might have to cut back on the humor a bit....NOT!!!! thanks for the laughs!

  3. The Big Sister (who's 5'4")January 30, 2005 at 4:48 AM

    The headlines were great again today. Thanks for the smiles!


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