Friday, January 21, 2005

Big Sister (who's 5'4") Headline News 2005-01-21

I decided on a personal goal of three to five headlines a day. I don't think I'll last. Yesterday's were more fun to do. Moehawk's right...this is your specialty, and I think I'll just bow to your superiority. Now, just show me where your superiority is....

Twin Attacks in Iraq Kill at Least 21
One survivor exclaimed, "I thought I was suffering from double vision; it was like being in a Doublemint commercial from hell..."

Jackson Judge Allows Expert Testimony
What a concept...have an expert testify at a trial...new case laws will be written, I'm sure...

NBC: Rather's Story Wouldn't Happen Here
Well, duh! He works for CBS...

Louvre May OK Shooting of 'Da Vinci' Code
Failing finances force France to consolidate departments of military and fine arts

Paris Hilton Said Probed in Petty Theft
Oh, so THAT's what they're calling it now...

4 comments:

  1. bas, you gotta tell me which one is the Big Sis, cause i gots no idea. She's funny, and I like her.

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  2. Big Sis (who's 5'4")January 21, 2005 at 5:15 PM

    Well, I am the one that's 5'4". The Mean Sister is 5'6", and The Little Sister is 6'0". Now just WHY do we have THOSE names? Hmmmmmm...I wonder....

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  3. because, i am the eldest step-daughter...so i just wanted to know the names of the sisters lmao.

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  4. LOL! while basil's headline skills are superior, you're no slouch in the humor department, big sis (who's 5'4"). methinks with a bit of encouragement,you could be a blogger like little bro!
    btw.....does that one headline mean that French art is going to surrender sometime soon?

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