Friday, January 7, 2005

Bored of Education

If you're wondering about the Filthy Lie that I told yesterday, I don't know what else to say. I lied. Of course, I told you I lied, so it doesn't count. Or maybe it does. Anyway, it was something I had to do. Hey, you do what you got to do, right?

For this post, I'm turning it over to the Big Sister (the one that's 5'4") and the Mean Sister (the one that's 5'6"). They e-mailed these to me, and I'm sharing them with you, along with the accompanying text of the respective e-mails. You have been warned. First up, the Big Sister (the one that's 5'4"):

From Yahoo! News:
On the trail of 400,000 fugitives
Massive manpower mobilized to conduct hard target searches of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse and outhouse

From MyWay:
Ashlee Simpson Booed at Orange Bowl
Shortly before she hissed...

From MyWay:
PBS' Smiley Begins 2nd Season of Talk Show
Contract dispute over nerd glasses settled

From MyWay:
Wilson Searches for Fellow Musician
Nobody has the heart to tell him Dennis died

From MyWay:
Jimi Hendrix Has Best 'Guitar Face'
B.B. King has best guitar butt

Next up, we have the Mean One (the one that's 5'6"):
These are pretty lame attempts, but at least I tried.


the mean sister

From The Seattle Times:
Schools struggle to reduce high teacher turnover
Sober teachers appear to be able to keep jobs

From Indianapolis Star:
Amid Testing Stress, Some Teachers Cheat
Cannot understand why students won't do own work

From The Los Angeles Times:
Gov. Walks a Fine Line on Boundaries
Schwarzenegger passes sobriety test at US border

I hope you enjoyed those. Trust me, you'd much rather read those than what I was going to write. I'll save my original topic for later. Maybe.

Oh, in case you don't know, both of these sisters are involved in public school systems in the state of Georgia. Kathy Cox (not to be confused with Cathy Cox) has her work cut out for her.


  1. PBS' Smiley Begins 2nd Season of Talk Show: Contract dispute over nerd glasses settled
    That one had a cute little picture of a smiley with glasses next to the comment. The comment makes no sense without that picture! And don't go telling me it doesn't make sense anyway. You have won...not that this was any kind of competition---it was just kind of fun....I won't e-mail anymore.

  2. What in the world do you think you were doing? After that post yesterday and then today's, I know that you are still on cold medicine! Repent--seek help--you can do it!!

  3. I have changed my mind. I am going to deluge you with e-mails and comments. Watch out!


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