For this post, I'm turning it over to the Big Sister (the one that's 5'4") and the Mean Sister (the one that's 5'6"). They e-mailed these to me, and I'm sharing them with you, along with the accompanying text of the respective e-mails. You have been warned. First up, the Big Sister (the one that's 5'4"):
From Yahoo! News:
On the trail of 400,000 fugitives
Massive manpower mobilized to conduct hard target searches of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse and outhouse
Ashlee Simpson Booed at Orange Bowl
Shortly before she hissed...
PBS' Smiley Begins 2nd Season of Talk Show
Contract dispute over nerd glasses settled
Wilson Searches for Fellow Musician
Nobody has the heart to tell him Dennis died
Jimi Hendrix Has Best 'Guitar Face'
B.B. King has best guitar butt
Next up, we have the Mean One (the one that's 5'6"):
These are pretty lame attempts, but at least I tried.
the mean sister
From The Seattle Times:
Schools struggle to reduce high teacher turnover
Sober teachers appear to be able to keep jobs
From Indianapolis Star:
Amid Testing Stress, Some Teachers Cheat
Cannot understand why students won't do own work
From The Los Angeles Times:
Gov. Walks a Fine Line on Boundaries
Schwarzenegger passes sobriety test at US border
I hope you enjoyed those. Trust me, you'd much rather read those than what I was going to write. I'll save my original topic for later. Maybe.
Oh, in case you don't know, both of these sisters are involved in public school systems in the state of Georgia. Kathy Cox (not to be confused with Cathy Cox) has her work cut out for her.