Here, basil. This is for moehawk...
Inauguration Day Set for Sun. in Ukraine
According to an anonymous Ukrainian source, "The sun rises and sets pretty regularly, so we decided to have a special day for the sun, too, because it's bigger than Bush...I think."
Stars Gives Clothes for Tsunami Relief
Great! Nekkid stars running around...
ABC's 'The View' Gets 'Desperate'
Nekkid stars sighted near elementary school...(see related story above)
CDC Recommends HIV Drugs for All Exposed
HIV now shown to be transmitted when nekkid (see related story above the story above)
Cheney's feet solidly planted in No. 2 spot
Poop ruins shoes of V.P.
Band Bus Driver Charged With Waste Dumping
...on the spot where VP Cheney would later stand (see related story above)
New 50 Cent Song Sprays Rap Rivals
Fortunately the Vice-President was cleaning his shoes when this incident occurred (see related story above the story above)