Thursday, January 20, 2005

So A Teacher Walks Into A Blog …

The Big Sister (who's 5'4") sends more Headlines...

Here, basil. This is for moehawk...

Inauguration Day Set for Sun. in Ukraine
According to an anonymous Ukrainian source, "The sun rises and sets pretty regularly, so we decided to have a special day for the sun, too, because it's bigger than Bush...I think."

Stars Gives Clothes for Tsunami Relief
Great! Nekkid stars running around...

ABC's 'The View' Gets 'Desperate'
Nekkid stars sighted near elementary school...(see related story above)

CDC Recommends HIV Drugs for All Exposed
HIV now shown to be transmitted when nekkid (see related story above the story above)

Cheney's feet solidly planted in No. 2 spot
Poop ruins shoes of V.P.

Band Bus Driver Charged With Waste Dumping
...on the spot where VP Cheney would later stand (see related story above)

New 50 Cent Song Sprays Rap Rivals
Fortunately the Vice-President was cleaning his shoes when this incident occurred (see related story above the story above)

That's it.

10 comments:

  1. HA! loved the one about Cheney! i think your brother's skills are rubbing off on you. :lol:

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  2. Big Sis (who's 5'4")January 21, 2005 at 1:16 AM

    Thanks...

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  3. Loved the headlines--basil has trained you well young Jedi

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  4. Heh-heh-heh. She said "poop." Heh-heh.

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  5. Big Sis (who's 5'4")January 21, 2005 at 1:42 PM

    Heh-heh-heh. She said "poop." Heh-heh.
    I don't get it. What does that mean? There must be some reference of which I am unaware...

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  6. Cheney's feet solidly planted in No. 2 spot
    Poop ruins shoes of V.P.

    You'll need to speak to the person that wrote that headline/comment for further information.

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  7. Big Sis (who's 5'4")January 21, 2005 at 2:15 PM

    Why did you comment "Heh-heh-heh. She said "poop." Heh-heh."?

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  8. Because you said "poop." Heh-heh-heh.

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  9. Big Sis (who's 5'4")January 21, 2005 at 2:19 PM

    These headlines were kind of fun because they fell into a theme. I like themes. I can run with themes. (But I can't run with scissors.) My headlines today (Jan. 21) were like running with scissors...

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  10. Big Sis (who's 5'4")January 21, 2005 at 2:23 PM

    Oh, crap...

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