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Norwegians Confused by Bush Salute
Bush: "Those people that live in Norwegia confuse me, too"
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Texas Billboards Feature Osama, Arafat
Radio Station Hires New "Rude Crew in the Morning"
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Threat Leads Boston to Boost Security
Ted Kennedy Sighted
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Loophole Allows Inaugural Spending Binge
Bush criticized for spending $3-million more than Clinton's 1997 total of $37-million
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Official Who Criticized Homeland Security Is Out of a Job
Finds out why it's called "Homeland Security" and not "Job Security"
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Pope Gives French Cardinal Difficult Task
Pontiff hands out soap, towels
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Abused Women Less Likely to Have Stable Relationships
Dead Cats Less Likely to Have Kittens
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Jackson Judge Allows Expert Testimony
Novice testimony not seen as reliable
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The Game Aims to Revive West Coast Rap
New Triple-H storyline debuts on Next Monday Night Raw
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Bush to Boost AIDS Funding; Critics Say More Needed
Would complain if you hung them with new rope
From CNN:
Where the devil's daughter comes ashore
Hillary goes to the beach
From CNN:
1000th UK No. 1 goes to Elvis
Wins lifetime subscription to UK's leading music magazine
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Half-ton man drops nearly 500 pounds
Lands on foot, causes really nasty bruise
From CNN:
Poll: Costs top health care concern
Not Dying falls to number 2
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Shrieking frogs have mayor hopping mad
Shreiking eels have Pricess Buttercup frightened
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$450,000 settlement for wrong surgery
Just enough to pay for right surgery
From CNN:
Victims' families criticize 'Al Qaeda Reader'
Terrorist 'Peanut and Jocko' is really offensive to some
From CNN:
New virus masquerades as news headlines
Curses! I've been found out!
New virus masquerades as news headlines
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OH! That is SO you! I do love your headlines; they showcase your wit. But I'll tell you, I love your stories even better. Got another truckstop story?
Sort of. I need to figure out how to tell them without getting into trouble. Or getting others into trouble.
ReplyDeleteI did work for the private investigator. Some interesting stories there. Maybe.
if it's been at least 7 years, hasn't the statute of limitations run out?????
ReplyDeleteWhen did you work for a private investigator?
ReplyDeletegreat headlines as always! i really look forward to reading your blog after i get home from work,the laughter tends to ease the stress of the job and make the rest of the night much better. keep it up!
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