Saturday, January 8, 2005

I've Got Mail

So, I was checking my e-mail today, and here's some of what I found.

From the Mean Sister (who's 5'6"):
MSN Health and Fitness
Your Top 5 Exercise Questions Answered
Yes, you must get off couch, put down doughnut, finish drink, put on clothes, and move your butt.

Nuclear submarine runs aground near Guam
Nobody told us there was a ground there

This one is really in poor taste. I have been in class all day and my brain is fried!!
Aid officials announce massive feeding program
Availability of "alternative meat sources" alleviate fears of too few graves for tsunami victims

MSN Money
Three costly myths about insurance
Premiums, premiums, premiums

Express yourself instantly with MSN Messenger! Download today - it's FREE!

That last one -- the one about MSN Messenger -- someone will need to explain to me. I don't get it. Oh, well.

I got some other mail, but it was spam. My big sister (who's 5'4") had said she would start e-mailing me again, but she didn't. She's scared I'll post her e-mails here or something.

Why would she think that?


  1. Why? Why? Why? You have the nerve to ask, "WHY?" Read today's post and you will know WHY!!! Maybe I'll start emailing you from big sister's email.

  2. Mean Sister:
    Thank God, I thought I was going to have to wait forever for a "tasteless" joke about the tsunami. THANK YOU for renewing my faith in humanity.
    More tsunami snark, please! :+:

  3. Thank you Beth--actually it isn't tasteless if you maranade overnight in the fridge. :lol:


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