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Town to Use Pig on 'Groundhawg's Day'
Bill Murray to star
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Anheuser-Busch Launches Souped-Up Beer
Become a belligerent drunk in half the time
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Man Allegedly Robs Bank With Beer Bottle
Anheuser-Busch Launches Souped-Up Beer
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Texas Cops Undress to Catch Prostitution
Clinic reports that's not all they caught
From ABC News:
Duke Party Features Bikinis, Baby Oil
"Klansman Gone Wild" video series released
From ABC News:
Tanning Butler Rubs Guests the Right Way
Years after failed sit-com, Brett back to making money the old-fashioned way
From ABC News:
15 Hurt in Fla., W.Va. School Bus Crashes
Runs off road, flips for 927 miles; Speeding suspected
From ABC News:
N.H. Judge Suspended for Groping Resigns
Will move to California, run for governor
From ABC News:
Man Declared Dead Turns Out to Be Alive
Now if he could just get out of that casket in time...
From ABC News:
Italy Sounds Alarm Over Shrinking Beaches
But terrorists walking the streets is not a problem
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Cheney Calls New Ukraine President Ally
Says something about Yushchenko reminds him of Calista Flockhart
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Why Florida is No. 1 in bioterror readiness
Good showing in computer rankings overcome poor showing in AP, Coaches polls
From ABC News:
Astronauts Install Robotic Arm on Station
Station to go berserk, take over world
From ABC News:
Scientists Create Petrified Wood in Days
Viagra for the really, really old
From ABC News:
Microsoft Plans Restrictions on Fixes
Company executive: "Our engineers spend lots of time and effort creating software that's rampant with bugs. We want the end-user to get the full Microsoft experience."
From ABC News:
Scientists Develop Self-Cleaning Windows
Unaware wife comes in at night with Windex and a rag
From ABC News:
Rockers Start Writing, Writers Rock
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola.
From ABC News:
RNC Seeks Donations to Push Bush Agenda
Want to reunite 'Musique' for a concert
From CNN:
Man begs wife's forgiveness in $17,000 ad
Wife still mad, would rather have had $17,000 ring
From CNN:
Court revives McDonald's obesity suit
Really stupid fat man hires another blood-sucking lawyer
From CNN money:
Thirtysomething for Mister Softee
Time to ask his doctor about Cialis
From CNN:
S.Africa church slams condom use
Likes it rough
From CNN:
Katie Couric talks sex
Wants 'meaningful' perks before agreeing to take Rather's job
From CNN:
Burns doctor honored in Australia
Kept George alive years after Gracie passed away
From CNN:
Bush denounces paying commentators
Frank J., Charles Johnson must now find work
From CNN:
GOP e-mail asks for help with 'liberal media'
Frank J., Charles Johnson find work
Visit the Beltway Traffic Jam
Petrified wood...Viagra
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You seem to have a theme in today's headlines. HMMM.....
Hey, I just report the news. And jokes like that aren't hard to find.
ReplyDeleteHeh-heh-heh. Hard. Heh-heh.
funny! funny! funny! did i ever mention that you have a talent for this headline thing?
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