But, I was going to talk about my research into what Generous Non-Americans are doing to help tsunami victims. So I will. Anyway, I turned on my Linux computer. I use the Linux computer, along with a special European browser called "Renard Du Feu" because with that configuration, I can talk to the European computers and they'll never know the difference. Stupid European computers.
I turned it on and connected to the Internet. Since the U.S. owns the real Internet, I had to go to the European Internet. It's just like the real Internet, but instead of typing "www." before the Web sites, you type "lll." For the fontally challenged, those are three lower-case "L"s. So, I went to http://lll.generousnonamericanshelpingtsunamivictims.com/ to see what was up. I found all kinds of information there. And it puts our country to shame.
For example, French citizens have given $125-million. The government of France is offering a debt moratorium until the hotels can be built back. Then the locals can start repaying the loans. Selling children and whoring out young girls ought to allow the locals to catch up on the loans in just a few years. Such thoughtfulness puts the U.S. to shame.
Likewise, Germany is offering what tsunami survivors need the most: debt reduction. Such generosity means that those hardest hit can search through rotting corpses and collapsed buildings looking for loved ones without having to answer the phone and deal with European bill collectors. Such compassion puts the U.S. to shame.
Even the locals are getting into the act. Thailand is going back and digging up those already buried. In addition to using DNA to identify those hurriedly buried, they can move them to another less desirable location while the original gravesites are cleared for new hotels for white Europeans to relax in comfort.
All of this assistance to recover from the tsunami shows just how greedy Americans, who have privately contributed mere tens of millions, are. And how selfish U.S. corporations, who have contributed a paltry $302-million (only $110-million in cash), are. And how unconcerned the U.S. government, which has pledged only $350-million, is.
When I see the Stars and Stripes flying, I hang my head in shame. Why oh why couldn't I have been born a European?
I see the tsunami humor runs in the family...! Again, it's about time! :lol:
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17 days later, the US is delivering the goods to the tsunami-stricken areas. 17 days later, the UN is still talking about what they'll do IF they get more money. Pity they're not stingy like the US. So, what ARE