From Reuters:
Rita strengthens and moves into US Gulf
Rudner is rested, ready to perform comedy routine on cruise ship
From Reuters:
Senate Democratic leader opposes Roberts
Reid scheduled to argue with a tree this weekend
From Reuters:
New York skyscrapers dim lights to save birds
Employees working in dark, tripping over furniture
From Reuters:
U.S. gasoline price falls record 16.9 cents-Govt
Now only $2/gallon higher than it should be
From Reuters:
Lions kill 20 peasants in Ethiopia
Kiwanis injure dozens
From Reuters:
Afghans count votes as al Qaeda rejects poll "farce"
Al Qaeda to send Warren Christopher to oversee count
From ABC News:
Sugar Bowl to Be Moved From Superdome
Alternative was to rename it the 'Toilet Bowl'
From ABC News:
Topless Women Take on Nudity Law
Calls lawmakers 'boobs'
From ABC News:
Hinckley's Therapists Say He's Normal
Compared to Howard Dean, he is
From ABC News:
Peace Activist Sheehan Hurt at Rally
Strained her credibility
No flies on Chinese as Beijing toilet trains for Games
-it's a crappy job but someone has to do it *
"Kiwanis injures dozens"
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHA!!
"Strained her credibility"
ROTFL!!
Blech
ReplyDeleteToday's dose of NIF - News, Interesting & Funny ... It's a TJ-is-sick + Kerry-180 Tuesday
Headline News: 9/20/05
ReplyDeleteI about spewed coffee on my laptop reading Basil's Blog's Headlines, and so, seeing as how I am pretty much unable to come up with an original idea on my own, I thought I'd take a stab at my own rundown of headlines: