From WFTV:
Naked Jogger Tasered, Arrested By Arkansas Police
Cop: "I warned him to put his hands where I could see them, but he left me no choice"
From News24.com:
'God signed the tsunami'
God sued for damages; George Bush, Pope John Paul II named as co-defendents
From ABC News:
Man Has 1,497 Credit Cards
What's in your wallet?
From ABC News:
Accuser Thought Jackson was 'The Coolest'
Boy: "I had never seen one that looked like that!"
From ABC News:
Macy's Agrees to Avoid Racial Profiling
UBL Balloon To Debut This Thanksgiving
From ABC News:
Ohio Counties Looking to Paper Ballots
Will make vote fraud easier
From CNN:
Spanish 'Simpsons' in labor dispute
Dispute over what language "Bumblebee Guy" to speak
From CNN:
Texas sues major spam operation
dxnusvdczumob@sbcglobal.net to appear before grand jury as soon as they figure out who he is
From CNN:
Judge denies atheist's lawsuit to prevent prayer at Bush inauguration
Plaintiff: "I'll appeal, so help me God"
From CNN money:
Myths, half-truths and exaggerations
Michael Moore planning new movie
From Free Internet Press:
Prince Harry faces outcry at Nazi outfit
Trey Parker, Matt Stone threaten suit of Prince showing up dressed as Eric Cartman
From Arizona Republic:
Bush's Social Security reform is 50 years too late
But fault lies only with Bush, not with Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, or Clinton
From 365Gay.com:
Dems Tell Bush To Lay Off Gays
President agrees, fires them all
From Turkish Press:
North Korea ready to resume talks if Bush offers olive branch
President offers big stick instead
From Guardian Unlimited:
Prince Harry May Visit Auschwitz
Harry: "Sounds like a great place to party! Woo-Hoo!"
From Lancaster New Era:
Lutherans take middle ground
Baptists withdraw, await resupply troops
From AdWeek:
Texas AG Takes On Spam Factory
Hormel vows to fight
From Dissident Voice:
Pink Slips at CBS
Matches Rather's Bra And Panties
great as always! just think...when you hit the 1 year mark, like sarahk is about to, you can call your blog "the blog that Headlines built"! :)
ReplyDeletenot saying that the rest of your writing is less than entertaining (mostly because it IS entertaining) but your uncanny ability to come up with a funny for a headline is nothing short of amazing. hard to believe that you've been blogging for less than two months.
your loyal reader,
moehawk