Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Headline News 2006-09-13

From ABC News:
Dad Breaks Leg Trying to Cure Phobia
Now has fear of broken legs

From ABC News:
Backup Punter May Have Stabbed Starter
Tonya Harding makes football team

From ABC News:
Man May Have Sent 2 Billion Spam E-Mails
Upside: Has increased penis size 5,945,364,927 inches

From ABC News:
Man Charged With Stealing Underwear
Completed step 1

From CNN:
Jane Fonda says Lindsay Lohan needed scolding
Adds, "But nothing more severe. It's not like she posed with enemy anti-aircraft guns or anything"

From CNN:
Spacewalkers lose more stuff
NASA mum on how many it takes to screw in a lightbulb

From CNN:
Houses raided after Turkey blast
Hamburger cookout not impacted

From CNN:
U.S. school buses stop in Congo
Forced busing runs amuck

From CNN:
Teens often skip condom use
Especially those not having sex

From CNN:
Study: Last cavemen were survivors
Richard Hatch finally explained

4 comments:

  1. Wednesday's...

    Weird-News: Catholic Church Puts Confession Booths In Strip Joints! Basil's Blog: Headline News (Mature Content Warning) Bad Example: Man Enough to Admit When I'm Wrong I am Bored: Katie Couric's Sign-Off Semi-Open Trackbacks: If you have something...

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  2. You are referring to the Fat Naked Guy who just went to the slammer for not paying his Taxes, and not the guy who plays Tom Zarek. Right? :)

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  3. You missed this one (albeit from a blog, but it did break the story

    THING PROGRESS: "EXCLUSIVE: Air America To Declare Bankruptcy, But Progressive Radio Remains Strong."

    Next EXCLUSIVE? "Franco NOT Dead"

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