From ABC News:
Ill. Residents Vote for Official Reptile
By narrow vote, the Lawyer is selected, edging Congressman
From ABC News::
Jimmy Carter Urged to Give Fish a Chance
Will help protect him from rabbits
From CNN:
Film: Was 'Merchant of Venice' gay?
Critics agree: "That movie is so gay"
From CNN:
Rover hits one-year mark on Mars
Beats previous records set by Fido, Spot
From CNN money:
Pump prices fall for 9th week
Aerosmith CD priced to sell
From The New Mexico Channel:
NAACP Requests Investigation Into UNM Basketball Program
Confused whistleblower meant to call NCAA
From CNN International:
Young initiates kill circumcision nurse
Found out what circumcision meant
From The New York Times:
How Is a Martian Rover Like a Bear?
NASA robot craps in the woods
From ABC News:
Lawsuit: Krispy Kreme Padded Its Sales
And my waistline
From CNN:
Plan to bring Chinese cars to U.S.
Hope to repeat success of the Yugo
From CNN:
Schools aimed at training country doctors
Granny Clampett's Doctoring School for Critters and Regular Folk, with campuses in Beverly Hills and Bugtussle
From Click On Detroit:
Teen Shot While Getting Haircut
Bad hair day
From CNN International:
Cat dynasty of Britain revealed
Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, Eartha Kitt secretly running U.K. since 1966
From CNN International:
750 tons of garbage removed from Kenya market
Nairobi Target store closed
From CNN International:
German jobless figure rises
Roams the earth at night
From ABC News:
Lonely Planet Helps Search for Intrepid Readers
Neptune, single since divorce from Pluto, places personal ad
From ABC News:
Some Senators Have Big 2006 Campaign Funds
And you know what they're compensating for
From ABC News:
Bush Calls for 'Big Things' From Congress
Wanted to say "fiscal responsibility" but couldn't think of the words
as usual, laughed my ass off. glad that there's no Krispy Kreme outlet in my little town, hard enough to try to lose weight as it is. someday, i'll fit into a 34" waist again....
ReplyDeletea tip: lay off the Pizza Hut, keep you from looking like a Hutt.