Thursday, May 18, 2006
Evil Glenn's Phone Records
There's a call coming in. Go!
Okay, it's rolling.
Let me speak to Amanda.
Is there Amanda Huggenkiss here?
Hey! Wait a minute!
And we're no longer recording.
We have another call coming in. Roll it.
Yeah, let me talk to Homer. Homer Sexual.
Okay, just a second, I'll see if he's here.
Is there a Homer Sexual here? I'm looking for a Homer Sexual. Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!
Okay, that call is done. You get all that?
Heck, here's another call.
And we're recording ...
I want to speak to Oliver. Last name Clothesoff.
Just a second.
Oliver Clothesoff? Can I get Oliver Clothesoff?
Why you son of a ...
And we're done. You get all that? Good.
Hey, he's dialing out now. This is what we've been waiting for! We're recording...
Yeah, thanks for calling Moe's Tavern. Whaddaya want?
Let me speak to Amanda. Last name Huggenkiss. Is she there?
Yeah, just a sec; I'll check ... Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin'fer Amanda Hugginkiss. Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Maybe your standards are too high!
You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are ...