Thursday, May 18, 2006

Evil Glenn's Phone Records

A Filthy Lie
There's a call coming in. Go!

Okay, it's rolling.

*ring* *ring*


Let me speak to Amanda.


Amanda Huggenkiss.

Is there Amanda Huggenkiss here?

Hey! Wait a minute!

Ha! Ha!

And we're no longer recording.

*ring* *ring*

We have another call coming in. Roll it.


Yeah, let me talk to Homer. Homer Sexual.

Okay, just a second, I'll see if he's here.

Is there a Homer Sexual here? I'm looking for a Homer Sexual. Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!



Okay, that call is done. You get all that?

*ring* *ring*

Heck, here's another call.

And we're recording ...


I want to speak to Oliver. Last name Clothesoff.

Just a second.

Oliver Clothesoff? Can I get Oliver Clothesoff?

Why you son of a ...


And we're done. You get all that? Good.

Hey, he's dialing out now. This is what we've been waiting for! We're recording...

Yeah, thanks for calling Moe's Tavern. Whaddaya want?

Let me speak to Amanda. Last name Huggenkiss. Is she there?

Yeah, just a sec; I'll check ... Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin'fer Amanda Hugginkiss. Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?

Maybe your standards are too high!

You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are ...



  1. What, are you bored or something? :)

  2. It's like I've been saying all along, the NSA's wiretapping program is of the utmost importance. This should cement that argument.

    Nice one Basil.

  3. Oooh, Instalanche. Very nice, congrats, you deserve it.

  4. Fake!

    Glenn Reynolds doesn't say Ha Ha.

    He says, Heh.

  5. I think that kid has been calling here too. That little ba$tard!

  6. Is Evil Glenn really that tall? If he's really looking for a Homer Sexual or Amanda Huginkiss, he should start with basketball players.

  7. If he starts asking for puppies, that's the time to get worried ...

  8. Filthy Round-Up: Evil Glenn and the NSA...

    Yeah, I know I'm really late with the round-up.... again. I had a long couple of days working. Some payed... most not. I didn't even get a Filthy Lie of my own made up... *I'm so ashamed* Anyways. This week's...

  9. Sunday Funnies...

    image thanks to Cox and Forkum
    Dr. Sanity has the Carnival of Insanities.
    Basil has gotten evil Glenn’s phone records from the NSA!
    Expose the Left has a video of Chris Matthews acting like a chimp.
    Ace talks about the significance of socks.

  10. *sigh of frustration*

    I keep telling you, Glenn -- if you want the NSA to leave you alone, you should stop talking to these pointy-haired blond al-Qaeda people. They'll get you in trouble every time.


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