Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Surreal

One of the guilty pleasures I have is The Surreal Life. Now, to be honest, I haven't cared for all the seasons. But two.

I liked the season with Tammy Faye, Eric Estrada, Ron Jeremy, Vanilla Ice and a couple of others I never heard of before (or since). And I liked the current season with Sherman Hemsley, Steve Harwell, C.C. Deville, Florence Henderson, Tawny Kitaen, Alexis Arquette, Maven, and some little Playboy slut. The other seasons didn't hold my interest.

Anyway, I've heard of more of the people than the Wife has heard of. And she doesn't watch it all that closely when it's on. I understand her apathy. But Season Six did hold my interest.

So, the other night, they had the season finale. And, if you've followed it, you know much centered on Tawny Kitaen's acting like ... Tawny Kitaen. You also know that many times in the show, they have to blur certain aspects of the images on the screen. Well, that night, they had to blur Tawny.

And it caught the Wife's attention. She saw some woman stand up wearing a white, too-tight outfit, and a blurred section on her right bosom. The Wife grabbed the TiVo remote, backed it up to see if she saw it right. Like I said, she hadn't really been paying attention, so it caught her off-guard.

She asked, "What is that? Are they blurring her? Is that her nipple?"

I said, "It's Tawny Kitaen. Of course it was her nipple."

She gave that "I don't know what/who you're talking about" look.

I said, "Tawny Kitaen. From the Whitesnake videos."

She again gave that "I don't know what/who you're talking about" look.

I grabbed the laptop, went to Google, clicked on "Images" and entered "Tawny Kitaen".

In a matter of seconds, I had a page full of images. Including nine images of Tawny Kitaen's nipples.

And that was with Safe Search on!

The Wife still doesn't know who Tawny Kitaen is. I mean, she can't just call her "the lady with the nipples" now, can she? That would imply Tawny Kitaen is a lady.

14 comments:

  1. UGHHH...I used to actually like that whitesnake song until I saw that video and her slutey (my kids word for a sleaze) butt draped all over that guys car.

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  2. She did AFV for awhile, but she was also OJ's kept woman! YUK!

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  3. Mistake alert! It was America's Funniest People w/Dave Coulier, not AFV! She replaced a cute, ditzy blonde and I always thought she must've slept with someone to get the job. And Basil, you should feel guilty about watching that! ha

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  4. Dragonlady: Of course, didn't she get the job by draping her butt all over that guy?

    Linda: I never watched AFP, so I didn't know she had been on it. And I have no doubt how she got ... well most any job.

    But, in my defense, I enjoyed this season's Surreal Life not because of Tawny ... but in spite of her. Hey, I know who OJ Simpson is, and still enjoy the Naken Gun movies. That doesn't mean I enjoy them because of OJ. Of course, the scene where OJ rolls down the stairs in the wheelchair and is flung into the air to crash on the field is now extra-enjoyable.

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  5. well, mother should know who she is as much as we used to watch that video on mtv. lol

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  6. Somehow I will always remember her from this photo

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  7. You mean the Wife never saw her awesome acting skills playing opposite Tom Hanks in Bachelor Party?

    For shame!

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  8. mike, that was awful...... spread across the hood of the car in the video, is the only wa i will ever see her. lol

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  9. You're right, your wife should refer to her as "Nipple Wench".

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  10. Dyre42: LOL! I wish I had thought of that.

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  11. "Here I go again on my own.."

    Thank you, now I have that song in my head.

    She did marry David Coverdale...but she also slept with every other rocker out there too...Tommy Lee, Robbin Crosby (RATT), ummm...and every other 80's hair dude.

    I liked the Surreal Life with Peter Brady.

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  12. SHE IS HOT AS HELL......ANYONE WHO DIDN'T LUST AFTER HER ON THE HOOD OF THAT CAR IS NOT RIGHT..OR SHOULD WE SAY GAY..

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  13. A few other (un)notable performances... she was on on "The 'New' WKRP in Cincinnati," a syndicated crapfest which could never live up to the original. And, of course, as Chuck Finley's abusive wife... at least until she cracked him in the head with a stiletto heel.

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  14. Didn't she also star in some scary movie called Witchboard?

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