One of the guilty pleasures I have is The Surreal Life. Now, to be honest, I haven't cared for all the seasons. But two.
I liked the season with Tammy Faye, Eric Estrada, Ron Jeremy, Vanilla Ice and a couple of others I never heard of before (or since). And I liked the current season with Sherman Hemsley, Steve Harwell, C.C. Deville, Florence Henderson, Tawny Kitaen, Alexis Arquette, Maven, and some little Playboy slut. The other seasons didn't hold my interest.
Anyway, I've heard of more of the people than the Wife has heard of. And she doesn't watch it all that closely when it's on. I understand her apathy. But Season Six did hold my interest.
So, the other night, they had the season finale. And, if you've followed it, you know much centered on Tawny Kitaen's acting like ... Tawny Kitaen. You also know that many times in the show, they have to blur certain aspects of the images on the screen. Well, that night, they had to blur Tawny.
And it caught the Wife's attention. She saw some woman stand up wearing a white, too-tight outfit, and a blurred section on her right bosom. The Wife grabbed the TiVo remote, backed it up to see if she saw it right. Like I said, she hadn't really been paying attention, so it caught her off-guard.
She asked, "What is that? Are they blurring her? Is that her nipple?"
I said, "It's Tawny Kitaen. Of course it was her nipple."
She gave that "I don't know what/who you're talking about" look.
I said, "Tawny Kitaen. From the Whitesnake videos."
She again gave that "I don't know what/who you're talking about" look.
I grabbed the laptop, went to Google, clicked on "Images" and entered "Tawny Kitaen".
In a matter of seconds, I had a page full of images. Including nine images of Tawny Kitaen's nipples.
And that was with Safe Search on!
The Wife still doesn't know who Tawny Kitaen is. I mean, she can't just call her "the lady with the nipples" now, can she? That would imply Tawny Kitaen is a lady.