From ABC News:
Kidnapped Toddler Found as Adult 30 Years Later
Bush blamed
From ABC News:
Alligators Kill 3 Fla. Women
Duke Lacrosse team blamed
From ABC News:
Baby's Hand Severed at Chocolate Factory
Johnny Depp has "Edward Scissorshands" flashback
From ABC News:
Ga. Governor Parties With High Schoolers
Will be in serious trouble if wife finds out
From ABC News:
Woman Discovers Heart-Shaped Potato
Mister Potatohead moves to top of transplant list
From ABC News:
3 major hurricanes to hit US this year: AccuWeather
Bush to be blamed for all three: DNC
From ABC News:
Bush to Place National Guard at Mexico Border
Everyone shocked to learn National Guard may have to guard nation
From ABC News:
Glaciers in Africa Expected to Disappear
Elephants, zebra will soon have no place to snow ski
From ABC News:
Officials Grab Drugs That Resemble Candy
Flintstone Vitamins confiscated
From ABC News:
Isabella Rossellini: Age, Looks Used Against Women
Further shockers: Sun rises in east, fire is hot, ducks like water
you beat the crap out of my news commentary!
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Teach me o' master
~crouchinglittleorangefox
U.S. Border to Cap Guerrilla Overflow...
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use of Nat. Guard, to be a humanitarian violation. America signs legislation pkg. on May 5 with Amnesty Int'l.-Drug Wars possible for Mexico, as US caps its border – VIDE...
Mexico Threatens to Sue U.S.A....
ReplyDeleteLooks like Mexico is pretty mad! Oh dear, oh dear. Hate that. They call it 'migration' we call it 'immigration'. They say 'undocumented workers', say 'illegal aliens'. They call Bush a 'Nazi', we think he wasn't tough enough. They say this i...
hahaha. Pretty good headlines!
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