Tuesday, May 2, 2006

Wednesday Caption Assignment

While Cousin Red takes a break ... and tries to raise bail money ... I'm going to fill in with something a little different for a Wednesday.

Yes, it's the dreaded Caption Contest. Only there are no prizes. Only fame and fortune.

Okay, no fortune.

Okay, no fame, either.

So it's not a Caption Contest, but a Caption Assignment.

Try this. Come up with a caption or a sentence or a paragraph or a story based upon this picture I took at Publix on Monday night. I found this at the checkout counter, and couldn't pass it up:



Give it your best shot in the comments, or TrackBack a link to your story.

UPDATE: Ha! You guys are great! I really appreciate all the participation.

7 comments:

  1. What should have been on Britney's short list of must-read books....

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  2. Captions? Oh, I've got your captions - right here (and I make a suggestive gesture).

    1. AMERICA AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION: Before & After.

    2. "This is your country. This is your country without borders."

    3. Yes, America is feeling a little gassy, nowadays.

    J

    PS - oh take a look!

    http://forgottenprophets.blogspot.com/2006/05/may-day-may-day.html

    I just tickle myself.

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  3. On My Way out West...

    I'm going to be loving the American Southwest the next few days. Fill free to track back here while I'm away....

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  4. And Cruise jumped off the couch yelling "Pregnancy? You know nothing about pregnancy... I know the history of pregnancy"

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  5. RockNTheFreeWorldMay 3, 2006 at 3:14 AM

    Step One - Get tore up drunk at Soho's. Go Ahead. Do it!

    Step Two - Wake up the next morning in a strange bed with a member of the band that played last night at Soho's.

    Step Three - Purchase Clear Blue Easy at Wally World.

    Step Four - Cry and eat. For nine months.

    Step Five - Scream for 2 to 24 hours.

    Step Six - Collect Welfare since band member can't pay child support on his wages.

    Repeat as Necessary.

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  6. Lie back and relax, it'll only take a second to get started ...

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