Thursday, March 31, 2005

Headline News: 3/31/2005

From ABC News:
Confused Cops Swarm Woman After Birth
Placenta not charged

From ABC News:
Prince Albert Assumes Monaco Royal Powers
Finally let out of can

From ABC News:
Hizbollah Challenges U.S. to Take Away Its Weapons
Hizbollah doesn't follow the news

From ABC News:
Yushchenko Blames Opponents for Poisoning
Originally blamed supporters

From ABC News:
Prince Charles Reveals Anguish With Media
Prince: "They make me look like a big-eared, horse-face poof. And my ears are not really that big."

From ABC News:
Hilton Hotels to Install High-Tech Clocks
Clocks will show hours AND minutes

From ABC News:
Coochie Coochie Coo: Studies Show Rats Enjoy Tickling
And apparently are fans of Charo

From ABC News:
Japan Unveils Tsunami Warning System Plan
Mothra to patrol off-shore airspace, notify Godzilla, who will run through streets warning public

From ABC News:
Belly Fat Good Predictor of Diabetes in Men
Also good indicator of obesity

From ABC News:
Spears Lashes Out Over Pregnancy Rumors
Particularly upset with 'Fat Whore Knocked Up' headline

From WDIV:
Girl hit by car on way to grandmother
Wolf sought; Described as 'big, bad'

From KSAT:
Sentences in City Hall bribery scandal
Phrases in headlines

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