It appears that I have neglected my family duties in the past few days. My esteemed brother has had a brit wanna be declare war on him over a few phrases. The first phrase, strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers (or was that supposed to have quotes around it like "strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers" was the first phrase to fall. I found out tonight, after returning from my daughter's soccer game, that Jamie Lynn Spears Naked (was that supposed to have quotes around it too like "Jamie Lynn Spears Naked") fell. Both of those are sore disappointments for the good guys.
I wonder how much time it will take for the brit (who has a poor British dialect in his writing) to realize that resistance is futile. Of course, I may be slightly prejudiced--later for it. Does the bad brit truly believe he has a fighting chance to overtake basil on the remaining phrases? Those phrases not yet fallen include Gizoogle, Paris Hilton's cell phone number, The Niggas at DFNCTSC, Girls big tit and free big tit sites.
Althougth I am not a true blogger, I do realize that blood is thicker than water--even if the water is a big pond with a puny little island on the other side. Understand, this means war, Sortapundit. A war, Sortapundit, is what we live for. You have picked the wrong blogger, Sortapundit. Basil is a true American (I would have put basil with a small b, but it is the beginning of a sentence). He will not lose the war even though you temporarily won the battle for strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers (or was that supposed to have quotes around it like "strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers" and Jamie Lynn Spears Naked (was that supposed to have quotes around it too like "Jamie Lynn Spears Naked").
Remember, basil, I am here. I am faithful and true. I will fight the good fight, I will stay true to the course, I will finish the race.
Let me also mention my pride in seeing that moehawk, phin, BOBO BLOGGER, GOP and the City, and Travis Benning have joined forces in this war. Thank you from all of basil's family.
I am most sincerely and truly yours,
The Mean Sister (who is 5'6'')