Friday, March 18, 2005

Blood is Thicker Than Water

It appears that I have neglected my family duties in the past few days. My esteemed brother has had a brit wanna be declare war on him over a few phrases. The first phrase, strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers (or was that supposed to have quotes around it like "strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers" was the first phrase to fall. I found out tonight, after returning from my daughter's soccer game, that Jamie Lynn Spears Naked (was that supposed to have quotes around it too like "Jamie Lynn Spears Naked") fell. Both of those are sore disappointments for the good guys.

I wonder how much time it will take for the brit (who has a poor British dialect in his writing) to realize that resistance is futile. Of course, I may be slightly prejudiced--later for it. Does the bad brit truly believe he has a fighting chance to overtake basil on the remaining phrases? Those phrases not yet fallen include Gizoogle, Paris Hilton's cell phone number, The Niggas at DFNCTSC, Girls big tit and free big tit sites.

Althougth I am not a true blogger, I do realize that blood is thicker than water--even if the water is a big pond with a puny little island on the other side. Understand, this means war, Sortapundit. A war, Sortapundit, is what we live for. You have picked the wrong blogger, Sortapundit. Basil is a true American (I would have put basil with a small b, but it is the beginning of a sentence). He will not lose the war even though you temporarily won the battle for strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers (or was that supposed to have quotes around it like "strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers"  and  Jamie Lynn Spears Naked (was that supposed to have quotes around it too like "Jamie Lynn Spears Naked").

Remember, basil, I am here. I am faithful and true. I will fight the good fight, I will stay true to the course, I will finish the race.

Let me also mention my pride in seeing that moehawk, phinBOBO BLOGGER, GOP and the City, and Travis Benning have joined forces in this war. Thank you from all of basil's family.

I am most sincerely and truly yours,

The Mean Sister (who is 5'6'')

2 comments:

  1. good one, mean sister (who's 5'6")!
    and, you can start a sentence without capitalizing it if the person who's name begins the sentence is not capitalized, like, for instance, basil.
    or moehawk.
    or phin, tom, etc.,
    this is blogging, not school! you aren't graded on punctuation, grammar, spelling, or anything else except for the content. and your content is always good!
    how about another headline post! and show me how to do the hyperlink thingie....

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  2. The Mean Sister (who is 5'6")March 19, 2005 at 3:46 AM

    Thank ye, moehawk, me comrade in the blog war. YAAARRRGH! I be havin a difficult time not writin in tha correct way because of all tha papers me professors be requirin. I'll be doin me best to loosen up me posts. In fact, this comment be takin on a more Irish brogue than pirate chatter. YAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!!

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