Well, Sortapundit? Had enough?
What's that you say, Sortapundit? You say you leaped ahead of me in not one, but two of the sacred seven search phrases? True enough. But there's more to it than that, Sortapundit.
You must never have played chess: You never, never leave your king vulnerable.
Have you done a Google search for the phrase "sortapundit" recently?
Yes, that's basil's blog as the number three result. Remember, on Google, groupings count as one entry. So, while on Google, you are numbers one and two, look who's on your heels. And that's not all.
Have you looked at the Yahoo! search results for "sortapundit" recently?
Yes, that's basil's blog in the NUMER ONE position!
While your eyes have been on "Gizoogle," "Paris Hilton's cell phone number," "The Niggas at DFNCTSC," "Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers," "Girls big tit," "Free big tit sites," and "Jamie Lynn Spears naked," you left your own self vulnerable.
So, Sortapundit, people want to know: What's it like being my bitch?
Quite honestly, I'm thinking of declaring victory and going home.