Friday, March 18, 2005

Shock And Awe

Well, Sortapundit? Had enough?

What's that you say, Sortapundit? You say you leaped ahead of me in not one, but two of the sacred seven search phrases? True enough. But there's more to it than that, Sortapundit.

You must never have played chess: You never, never leave your king vulnerable.

Shock

Have you done a Google search for the phrase "sortapundit" recently?


Yes, that's basil's blog as the number three result. Remember, on Google, groupings count as one entry. So, while on Google, you are numbers one and two, look who's on your heels. And that's not all.

Awe

Have you looked at the Yahoo! search results for "sortapundit" recently?


Yes, that's basil's blog in the NUMER ONE position!

While your eyes have been on "Gizoogle," "Paris Hilton's cell phone number," "The Niggas at DFNCTSC," "Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers," "Girls big tit," "Free big tit sites," and "Jamie Lynn Spears naked," you left your own self vulnerable.

So, Sortapundit, people want to know: What's it like being my bitch?

Quite honestly, I'm thinking of declaring victory and going home.
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19 comments:

  1. phinMarch 18, 2005 at 1:19 PM

    We tried to warn him, but he wouldn't listen. He should have taken a note from the French and surrendered while he had a chance.

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  2. sortapunditMarch 18, 2005 at 1:41 PM

    Ah, an interesting opening gambit, mon frere. I have my own little plans in motion. Occasionally it proves necessary to sacrifice a pawn.

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  3. Travis BenningMarch 18, 2005 at 3:03 PM

    And I own you*

    You don't even want to see what Basil does to him.

    Cheers.

    * Don't use quotes... results are... disparaging to say the least.

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  4. The Mean Sister (who is 5'6")March 18, 2005 at 4:41 PM

    You go get 'em bro. I am trying to do my part. I am here for you. I am fighting the good fight. I am staying true to the course. I will finish the race.

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  5. The Big Sister (who's 5'4")March 18, 2005 at 5:12 PM

    Does sortapundit have Paris Hilton's cell phone number?

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  6. The Big Sister (who's 5'4")March 18, 2005 at 5:12 PM

    I wonder what sortapundit has done on Gizoogle lately?

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  7. The Big Sister (who's 5'4")March 18, 2005 at 5:14 PM

    Has sortapundit seen Jamie Lynn Spears naked?

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  8. The Big Sister (who's 5'4")March 18, 2005 at 5:15 PM

    Has sortapundit even visited any strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers?

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  9. The Big Sister (who's 5'4")March 18, 2005 at 5:19 PM

    I am sorry basil, {who is also Little Brother (who is at least 6'2")}. I just can't ask any more sortapundit questions about any of the other seven phrases. Just mentioning Jamie Lynn Spears naked or strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers was about it for me. I still wonder what he knows about Paris Hilton's cell phone number and what Gizoogle really means...

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  10. TomMarch 18, 2005 at 5:19 PM

    Brilliant move!

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  11. The Big Sister (who's 5'4")March 18, 2005 at 5:22 PM

    Tom:
    Thanks.....I think....

    Would sortapundit think I should thank Tom?

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  12. The Mean Sister (who is 5'6")March 18, 2005 at 5:51 PM

    Hey big sister (who is 5'4"), how about writing a post? I have one floating in cyber space somewhere waiting for basil to post as soon as basil's wife quits chasing the cock and landing in E.R. It was hard to decide what to write about in my post--you know with Jamie Lynn Spears Naked and those strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers. Sortapundit just does not know who he is up against. Maybe Sortapundit is just interested in knowing Paris Hilton's cell phone number. Maybe Sortapundit really knows The Niggas at DFNCTSC. Should Sortapundit go to gizoogle to see Free big tit sites or even a Girls big tit. Whatever his purpose, I really doubt he ever saw Jamie Lynn Spears Naked or has even been in strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers.

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  13. basilMarch 18, 2005 at 6:09 PM

    Thanks.

    You know, if you select "Publish" instead of "Draft" it will show up, right?

    Again, thanks to all! This is going very, very well.

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  14. The Mean Sister (who is 5'6")March 18, 2005 at 6:17 PM

    No...you know I don't do this sort of thing. Kinda like not caring to see Jamie Lynn Spears Naked or strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers. I'll try to remember to look for the publish button next time.

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  15. Travis BenningMarch 18, 2005 at 6:24 PM

    I still owned SortaPundit, that Limey Bastard, in the GoogleFight. Viva la Basil!

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  16. basilMarch 18, 2005 at 6:43 PM

    Travis:
    That GoogleFight is awesome. I saw where I'm slightly ahead of him. But you got him good.

    That rocks!

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  17. moehawkMarch 18, 2005 at 10:25 PM

    did i miss the best part of the war while i was at work?

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  18. basilMarch 19, 2005 at 12:30 AM

    I'll have a summary posted later today. Last night's fun in the E.R. sort of threw everything off schedule for me.

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  19. phin's blogMarch 19, 2005 at 3:59 AM

    Whose your daddy now Sortapundit?

    The first barrage of attacks unleashed on Sortapundit have been successful. No longer is Sortapundit the master of his Domain, the Shock and Awe strategy planned by basil has worked beautifully. Yet even with a successful first round of attacks, neve...

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