Sortapundit is ready for war. This little blog is ready for war with Sortapundit.
Brief review: Sortapundit is unhappy with our weekly posts about Search Engine results that lead to this site. Sortapundit wants to usurp us on these particular search terms. And Sortapundit has called on his faithful followers to assist.
We're not taking this lying down, and are prepared for battle with Sortapundit. An appeal has been made to the Imperial Secretary of War, Frank J. of IMAO, regarding this upcoming war. We await word from the leader of the IMAO, the lovely and talented Frank J., with eagerness and anticipation.
Sortapundit has drawn the lines and evoked the name and words of Sir Winston Churchill. This little blog will meet Sortapundit's challenge with all the ferociousness of one of Sir Winston's contemporaries.
Sortapundit, you are to all apprearances an able and worthy adversary. You will soon find out that the same applies here.
We're on the brink of battle. Open hostilities could break out any time. Be advised, Sortapundit. It won't be pretty. But it will be glorious!