His thong-wearing days may be in the past. Or at least his French thong-wearing days. But his days of being a threat to take possession of any of the Sacred Seven Search Phrases are numbered. Check out the latest standings here. We've also included Pirate Pirate thong because, if Sortapundit isn't going to wear the French thongs, he can at least wear a Pirate thong.
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Also, Sortapundit, we're awaiting confirmation on meeting on Wednesday at the Trailer Park.