Got news for you, Sortapundit. If you start acting all uppity, us Americans won't let you keep using our Internet. Yeah, OUR Internet. After all, it was invented by a former Vice-President of the United States.
What? Okay, yeah, that was a joke. But the Internet evolved out of ARPANET, which was a U.S. Department of Defense program. So, we know it's OUR Internet. You better behave yourself, Sortapundit.
Then Sortapundit ups and declares war. Well, maybe not exactly war, but Sortapundit is asking all the regular Sortapundit readers that have blogs to help Sortapundit overtake this little blog in certain Google search rankings.
(The following may not be considered work-safe. – basil)
Sortapundit first complains about having to rely on stats from SiteMeter. Believe me, I understand. That's what I use. So, I'm with you there, bud. Then, Sortapundit writes:
I'm going to beat him at his own game. I'm giving myself a month (or two, or perhaps even three - leave me alone, I'm lazy) to overtake him on the rankings for a few carefully selected terms Basil mentions. If anyone would like to assist in my utter destruction of Basil, simply link the following words to www.sortapundit.com at your blog. If you don't have a blog - well, you can't really help, can you? Make posters with macaroni and glitter. Those are always nice.So, this sounds like a declaration of war to me. And Sortapundit actually has the audacity to tell us "Bring it on!" Which makes me think: When was the last time some European-looking weenie publicly said "Bring it on" to a southerner? Oh, yeah. Help me out here, Sortapundit. Whatever happened to John Kerry?
A word of warning to Basil, if he's thinking of some sort of retaliatory strike. I'm in 8th place for Video Execution and 1st place for Evil Laugh Soundbite. As is plain, despite my foppish middle class charmingly befuddled upbringing, I will end you.
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