Sortapundit won't be able to hold out much longer. You see, while he was doing a
Gizoogle search for "Paris Hilton's cell phone number" last week, Sortapundit ran into the Niggas at DFNCTSC who showed him a girls big tit when they went to one of the
Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers. It was the first time Sortapundit has seen one since he used his computer at work to see Jamie Lynn Spears naked on one of the free big tit sites.
Sortapundit came away unscathed from that encounter. He will not survive the battle unscathed.
Time to throw in the towel, Sortapundit.
During this battle, you can check to see how the Blog Warriors are ranked in the search engine standings for the Sacred Seven Search Engine Phrases, plus some other phrases.
Search Term | Yahoo! | MSN | ||||
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Gizoogle | check | check | check | |||
Paris Hilton's cell phone number | check | check | check | check | check | check |
The Niggas at DFNCTSC | check | check | check | check | check | check |
Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers | check | check | check | check | check | check |
Girls big tit | check | check | check | check | check | check |
Free big tit sites | check | check | check | check | check | check |
Jamie Lynn Spears naked | check | check | check | check | check | check |
Pirate thongs | check | check | check | check | check | check |
Sortapundit | check | check | check | |||
basil's blog | check | check | check | check | check | check |
Join war and keep the pressure on Sortapundit! We will prevail!
you know the scary part is we own the top 14 searches for Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers.
ReplyDeletema would be so proud of me.
she'd be even happier if i didn't know the addresses of the Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers
You never know when that information might come in handy. You could find youself in Ohio one day with a little person you need to impress, and, voila: you land the account.
ReplyDeleteBasil is now #2 for Gizoogle. I love the smell of Gizoogle in the morning.
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