Fred the Gnome, who was left guarding Chuck's Chat while Chuck went on Spring Break has been on Spring Break himself. He has accepted almost every invitation offered him, and has left Chuck's place completely unattended.
Anyway, he stopped by here and said "Hi!" while on his way to Gulf Shores or somewhere.
He was concerned what might happen if Chuck got back and found out he was gone. But, then some hot chicks trying to go to Panama City made a wrong turn at La Grange or something and ended up here, so Fred forgot all about Chuck again.
The girls decided to head to Orange Beach or Gulf Shores rather than backtrack. They can't read maps well. Anyway, they said that Fred was cute and invited him to go with them. Seems they have a thing for gnomes.
So, think I'll pass as a gnome?