For those not familiar, here's the background:
On 13 March 2005, Sortapundit gave notice that he was no longer posting in an American accent, going so far as to use Markos Moulitsas' most infamous phrase regarding Americans:
Later on same day, I posted a link to his post:
Later on same day, Sortapundit posted a complaint concerning my weekly posts regarding Search Engine referrals to my site.
In his post, Sortapundit requested his audience assist in getting his site listed higher in Google rankings for seven (7) premium search phrases:
- Paris Hilton's cell phone number
- The Niggas at DFNCTSC
- Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers
- Girls big tit
- Free big tit sites
- Jamie Lynn Spears naked
He concluded his post with the declarative "I will end you."
In comments to same post, I responded "This means war," to which he responded with John Kerry's most infamous phrase regarding our President:
On 14 March 2005, I posted a formal response summarizing the situation, and comments to same post, Sortapundit quoted Sir Winston Churchill, ending with a declaration that battle was soon to begin:
On same day, Sortapundit repeated the words of Sir Winston Churchill:
On 15 March 2005, I announced that an appeal has been made to the Imperial Secretary of War and that hostilities were imminent:
On 17 March 2005, a final appeal was made to end this war before it got nasty:
Sortapundit's response came, rejecting our final offer.
With war inevitable, the Ghost of Gen. George S. Patton rallied the troops for battle.
So, it's battle. The advance forces are already in place and have begun their mission.
We expect to have a briefing approximately 6:00 PM Eastern Time.