Yahoo!: jamie lynn spears phone number (#2)
They've given up on seeing Jamie Lynn Spears naked. Now they want to talk to her. And ask for a picture, perhaps?
Google: jamie lynn spears e-mail address (#2)
Maybe she'll e-mail it to you, huh? Keep dreaming, kid. Or perv. Whichever.
Google: jamie lynn spears blog (Top 10)
Maybe she's got pictures posted there?
Google Canada: Jamie Lynn spears msn (Top 20)
In Canada, you use Google to find someone on MSN?
Google: erin braless (#1)
Sorry. Your best bet is to actually be in Savannah on St. Patrick's Day.
Yahoo!: paris braless (#4)
Just a variation on a theme.
Yahoo! Paris Hilton smoking weed (Top 10)
It was only a matter of time.
Google: PHOTOS OF CHRISTINA APPLEGATE ON CRUTCHES (Top 30)
Now THAT is a fetish we've never heard of.
Google UK: nekkid lunch (#5)
I'm not sure what they were looking for.
Yahoo!: iraqui names (Top 15)
Thanks to my sister, they got jokes.
Google: thegooberqueen (#2)
Imagine her surprise when she found that out!
MSN: rachael ray homepage (#5)
Ahead of her own page! And she still won't BlogRoll us.
Google Norway: breakfast donuts (#1)
Sorry, we don't deliver.
Google: gizoogle (#3)
Not a disappointment, but it's still the top search that leads people here.
Google: Kimberly Bell admission to Fox News Geraldo Rivera (Top 10)
We got nothing on that story. But I always thought Bonds used steroids. And that it mattered.
Google Canada (French): "anti volkswagen" (Top 10)
Unless they were looking for a punchline, sorry.
Yahoo!: What is Prince Charles Last Name? (not in Top 1000)
They made it all the way to me trying to find his last name. It's Windsor.
Google: "George VII" Charles (#1)
Seems others think that's the name he'll use, too.
Yahoo!: stripper spanked (Top 30)
Sorry, no spanked strippers.
Google: reverend dan scott and the episcopals (Top 50)
Sounds like a bad rock band.
Google: niggerdom (#2)
Still can't find mine.
Google: no niggerdom (#1)
Maybe that's why I can't find it.
Google Ireland: fontally (#1)
I wonder what that means in Ireland.
Google: "list of restored films" (#1)
They must have been disappointed to realize I used it as a punchline.
Google: "hiding eggs" for smelly prank (#1)
Suffice it to say, not what they were looking for.
Google: cool Basil's in Clive (#3)
There are two basils cooler than me. But, I'm getting better.
MSN: CNN world strongest boy (#1)
Google: define dumbass (#5)
Actually, I should be higher. Cause sometimes, I'm the definition of dumbass.
Froogle: lil kim semen (#4)
do realize Froogle is a shopping site. And someone wanted to buy some. I
wonder where Lil Kim gets hers. Actually, I don't. And, no, I don't
have any. Well,... you know what I mean.
Some really different ... and really disturbing ... search phrases
this week. I can hardly wait to see who gets released from prison and
gets to a search engine next week.