Saturday, November 26, 2005
Meet the next Wal-Mart millionaire. This unidentified man is charged with the high and hideous crime of linejumping. Who does he think he is? John Kerry?
Store security immediately pounced upon the guy and wrestled him to the ground. But they were undercover store security. So the guy could claim he was just defending himself against hoodlums. He was charged with trespassing and let go. Trespassing? At a store? What next, loitering at a library?
I figure he gets a lawyer and collects big bucks. After all, we live in a country where a jury awards $2.9 million to a woman who spilled coffee on herself.
Cross posted at Don Surber.