Basil and me was talkin' this weekend, and he mentioned
But I showed him I knew what he was talkin' 'bout. And I did, really. After all, I wastch [adult swim] on TV at nite.
he was a little
here goes:
DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin
OPTIONS
Unemployment's out
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability
REMORSE
A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door
DEPRIVED
In Wal-Mart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants 'rassling doll
Mama whups his ass
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FATE
ReplyDeleteI hate like hell that I got laid off
The company moved to China
Had to hock my lawnmower for dinner
Saw it being toted off in a an Expedition
FORTUNE
Got a temp job flipping burgers
I can afford the 99 cent menu now
They give me free toys from the kid’s packs
So they had a good Christmas
FALLING
My car broke down
Couldn’t afford to have it repaired
Put it up on blocks to have a go at it
It fell on me
IMPACT
Got laid off cause I couldn’t work
No unemployment cause I was a temp
Couldn’t get me in the trailer door cause I was in a body cast
Can’t watch TV cause the power was cut off
LIFE
Applied for disability
Cause the wife and kids are hungry
My legs don’t work right anymore
My neighbors think I am a drunk
I love these!
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ReplyDeleteThis here is good weed
Ow ow ow dang ole nail gun
Hurts worse'n last time
CONFESSION
I did your sister
But you got to remember
She's my sister too
GRIEVANCE
Got fired from Dennys
It aint like stealin
Not if you work there
REFUSAL
No no more hand jobs
Now it just aint right
My husbands awake
ADVICE
Get yourself food stamps
Only they aint sticky stamps
They just call em that
LOL! I think many people have missed their calling!
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