Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Haiku

White Trash Wednesdays

Basil and me was talkin' this weekend, and he mentioned hiku haiku. At first, I thought he was talkin' 'bout the store-brand version of Hi-C or Kool-Aid, like what you find at the Piggly Wiggly. But then I realized he was talkin' 'bout that Chinese Korean Japanese poetry that don't rime thyme rhyme.

But I showed him I knew what he was talkin' 'bout. And I did, really. After all, I wastch [adult swim] on TV at nite.

he was a little ckeptical sceptical skeptical at first, but he finally believed me. And he asked me if I's I'd like to share some today.

here goes:
DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin

OPTIONS
Unemployment's out
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability

REMORSE
A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door

DEPRIVED
In Wal-Mart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants 'rassling doll
Mama whups his ass

If you got any hiku haikus to share, do so. I love this non-riming non-rhyming poetry stuff.

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4 comments:

  1. FATE
    I hate like hell that I got laid off
    The company moved to China
    Had to hock my lawnmower for dinner
    Saw it being toted off in a an Expedition

    FORTUNE
    Got a temp job flipping burgers
    I can afford the 99 cent menu now
    They give me free toys from the kid’s packs
    So they had a good Christmas

    FALLING
    My car broke down
    Couldn’t afford to have it repaired
    Put it up on blocks to have a go at it
    It fell on me

    IMPACT
    Got laid off cause I couldn’t work
    No unemployment cause I was a temp
    Couldn’t get me in the trailer door cause I was in a body cast
    Can’t watch TV cause the power was cut off

    LIFE
    Applied for disability
    Cause the wife and kids are hungry
    My legs don’t work right anymore
    My neighbors think I am a drunk

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  2. CONSTRUCTION
    This here is good weed
    Ow ow ow dang ole nail gun
    Hurts worse'n last time

    CONFESSION
    I did your sister
    But you got to remember
    She's my sister too

    GRIEVANCE
    Got fired from Dennys
    It aint like stealin
    Not if you work there

    REFUSAL
    No no more hand jobs
    Now it just aint right
    My husbands awake

    ADVICE
    Get yourself food stamps
    Only they aint sticky stamps
    They just call em that

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  3. LOL! I think many people have missed their calling!

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