Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Evil Glenn's Magazine

A Filthy LieThe phone rang.

"Hello?" I said, picking up the receiver.

"Basil? Harvey," came the voice on the other end of the line.

"Hey, haven't heard from you in a while. What's up?" I asked.

"Actually, I've tried to call you for the last couple of weeks. Anyway, I'm glad I reached you," Harvey said. "Here's the deal: In addition to being atop the Ecosystem and posting on numerous satellite sites, it's been brought to my attention that it's quite likely that Evil Glenn has expanded his empire into print media."

"Oh, my goodness," I said. "Any idea about ... gosh ... uh ... hmmmm ... that's not good news at all."

Harvey hesitated for a second, then responded, "Details are sketchy at this point, so I'll need you to hit the newsstands to try to discover what magazine Evil Glenn™ publishes."

"I'll get right on it," I answered.

"Thanks," Harvey said, then rang off.

I spent the better part of the week heading around to every newsstand I could find in three states before I found the answer. And it wasn't a pleasant discovery. As Harvey will soon find out.

I paid for a subscription to Evil Glenn's™ magazine. Harvey should get his first copy any day now.


  1. Gah!!! My eyes!

    And my stomach, from laughin' so hard!

  2. Ewww!!! Oh my God! My eyes!!!

    Basil, you are a genious.

  3. Filthy Round-Up: Evil Glenn's Magazine...

    Oh where will the Evil end? Not content to just take over digital media, Evil Glenn is breaking into print... well glossy print anyways. But what magazine IS Evil Glenn publishing? Steve the Pirate found this monstrosity. basil sent us...

  4. Where's the stuffed penguin?

    Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go find a place to vomit.

  5. Ah, I see you figured out where that penguin was stuffed!


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