Sunday, January 1, 2006

New Year's Resolutions for 2006

I hereby resolve to:
  • do a better job of helping out around the house
  • pay attention when my wife is talking
  • be tolerant of other people's point of view
  • drive the speed limit at all times
  • not throw rocks at the neighbors' dogs
  • not make fun of rednecks
  • not make fun of yankees
  • be a role model for the children
  • be nice to the ex-wife
  • compliment people more often
  • sprout wings and fly
Happy New Year!
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11 comments:

  1. dragonlady474December 31, 2005 at 9:55 PM

    Happy New Year Basil!

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  2. PettifogDecember 31, 2005 at 10:04 PM

    To Welcome 2006...

    ...

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  3. SeanSDecember 31, 2005 at 10:15 PM

    Happy New Year! I resolve to break all of my resolutions.

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  4. moehawkJanuary 1, 2006 at 12:27 AM

    happy New Year, basil!

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  5. RedoubtJanuary 1, 2006 at 4:55 AM

    Happy New Year, Basil!

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  6. sigmund, carl and alfredJanuary 1, 2006 at 5:00 AM

    "pay attention when my wife is talking"

    That's the only one counts.

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  7. seawitchJanuary 1, 2006 at 6:09 AM

    Happy New Year!

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  8. Don SurberJanuary 1, 2006 at 7:06 AM

    New Year Reads...

    Basil makes New Year's Resolutions for 2006. The third one from the bottom is the one I hope he keeps best.
    ...

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  9. Lisa GilliamJanuary 1, 2006 at 3:53 PM

    Happy New Year Basil!I do miss your headlines though,at some point in the future will you be bringing them back?

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  10. The Big Sister (who's 5'4")January 2, 2006 at 2:56 AM

    I knew it was a spoof when I got to the third one down.
    sigh...
    Happy New Year, basil

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  11. basilJanuary 2, 2006 at 3:19 AM

    Happy New Year, everyone!

    Big Sis: Why should I tolerate other's point of view when they are wrong? :)

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