Headline News 2005-03-02

From ABC News:
Nude Man Covered in Nachos Gets Probation
Was Simply Showing Off His Jalapeno

From ABC News:
Ala. Lawmaker Targets 'Ugly Fish' Law
Abe Vigoda requests repeal of 1943 law

From ABC News:
Experts on Serial Killers Laud BTK Case
It's a very nice case, It's a FENDI

From ABC News:
Tsunami Survivor 'Baby 81' Visits America
Receives gift pack with DVD of 'Ladder 49,' Tour of Area 51, and tickets to see Blink 182

From ABC News:
Quick Syrian Pullout Has Substantial Risks
Most terrorists would be without support

From ABC News:
Officials: Bin Laden Seeks Zarqawi Help in United States
Came within 1 state of winning electoral college in 2004

From ABC News:
Data Suggest Obesity Is Rampant in NFL
Fat Football Players Blamed

From ABC News:
'Bunker Buster' Bomb Production Halted Again
Archie, Edith relieved

From ABC News:
Ozzy Congratulates Prince Charles on Hitch
Confused him with Will Smith

From ABC News:
Bob Newhart Joins 'Desperate Housewives'
They were coming apart

From ABC News:
Rumsfeld Looks to Fill Numerous Key Posts
Hollow posts have been an ongoing problem

From Atlanta Journal-Constitution:
Bubba the 22-lb. lobster spared
Followed with strikes on next five frames

From AJC:
Georgia executes killer Stephen Mobley
Regrets not committing murder 7 years earlier

From CNN:
Jackson P.R. expert says she was fired
Was too old and wrong sex

From CNN:
Queen to rock legends: Who are you?
Brian May: "No, ma'am, that's Roger Daltry on the end. I'm with Queen."
Elizabeth II: "No, I'm the Queen"
Brian May: "Yes, but..."
Elizabeth II: "Oh, are you Steve Howe?"
Brian May: "No, ma'am. He's not here. I'm Brian May."
Elizabeth II: "Who?"
Roger Daltry: "That's me, ma'am."
Elizabeth II: "Good God!"
Eric Clapton: "Yes, ma'am?"


From CNN:
What Christina Applegate is doing now
Waiting tables at Hooters