- Before going to bed, start checking out BlogRoll for stuff from the day you missed earlier.
- Find something funny, thought-provoking, or something that, for one reason or another, catches your eye.
- Compose a list for publishing the next morning.
- Get tired and don't finish. Save as draft.
- Fall asleep watching "Operation Petticoat" on TCM.
- Get up early and finish the "Thursday Breakfast" post.
- Adjust the time on the post by looking at watch.
- Fail to change setting from Draft to Publish.
- Click Save.
- Don't look at site.
- Put laptop back in case to transport to work.
- Don't look at site until lunch. Notice the Breakfast post never appeared.
- Get real stupid look on face.
- Publish Breakfast post and hope nobody notices.
- Check usage log. Realize that nobody noticed.
Simple, isn't it? By simply following these easy steps, you, too can be a dumbass.
Ha, we noticed! But all is forgiven!
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for the breakfast post.
ReplyDeletepout, sniff
Oh, wait- I'm the one that takes two weeks to post anything. I will shut up now.
I am such a dumbass too.
ReplyDeleteI'm with oddybobo on this one -- we noticed. (There wasn't even a pop tart!) And, yes, all is forgiven. (No, it doesn't make you a dumbass.)
ReplyDeleteEven though I had noticed, I just figured it would be late, and since I hadn't yet had a chance to partake (due to other, less tasty things that had appeared on my plate, been dropped in my lap, etc) I wasn't too concerned -- yet.
Thanks for the breakfast/brunch. I hope to get to enjoy it in a bit.
You're making this far too complicated. It's taking you at least 14 steps to be a dumbass, I can do it in 1 or 2.
ReplyDeleteUh, did I miss something? Oh, crap. I'm sorry man -- that was a cheap shot. Thought I was at Scrappleface for a minute there.
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