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Stones Announce New Album, World Tour
Bush blamed
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Court: Forced Laxative Violated Rights
Violated right to remain silent
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British Navy Punishes Group for Nude Swim
Lights-out sodomy still okay
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Is It Time to Wash Out Kids' Mouths?
Lifebuoy® makes a comeback
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Senior Al Qaeda Leader's Notebook Seized
Trapper Keeper 3000 not allowed in meetings
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CT Scans Show What King Tut Looked Like
Remarkably, he looks like a dead Egyptian
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Microsoft Unveils New Windows Mobile
Linux abandons the Alabama market
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Do Boiling Lobsters Feel Pain?
Not for long
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FDA to Implement Gay Sperm Donor Rules
"Gay Sperm Donor Rules!" to be spray-painted on billboards and buildings nationwide
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Zellweger-Chesney Wedding Shocks Hollywood
Violates Hollywood wedding rule that at least one of the couple have talent
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ReplyDeleteCourt: Forced Laxative Violated Rights
Violated right to remain silent
The whole shtick was great, as always, but this one really made snort tater squeezin's.
Wednesday
ReplyDeleteThe Idiom: This Is Art? - Redux Basil's Blog: Headline News The Owner's Manual: I Robot, You Robot Jr. Nose on Your Face: World's First Urine Powered Bicycle Hits The Market Scrappleface 1: Terrified Senators Set to Confirm Bolton...
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ReplyDeleteAnd that's the short list for today. Check out basil's blog, oystersnout, and moe's woes for more headliny goodness.