Filthy Lie: Picture Time

Mwahahahaha! Expecting Basil today? Too bad. He's been telling lies about me for, oh, months now. He joined up with that Alliance of Free Blogs a few months back. He was wanting to use Alliance coattails to move up the Ecosystem. But he hasn't succeeded, and neither will the Alliance. Oh, let me tell you what's happened yesterday. I was sitting in my lair office, and the telephone rang. It was him. He had a question about some pictures. Bad move on his part. Let me explain. I mean, I don't mind getting calls from people. In fact, right now, open a browser window and Google me up. You'll find my phone number. Call me and tell me what you're wearing. I like when people do that. I like getting calls. Almost as much as I live people visiting my Web site. But, he wasn't calling me. And, like I said, bad mistake. I was meeting with my three favorite students, the three I'm sleeping with at the moment, when I got the call. The call just ruined the mood. I was not happy, to say the least! So I flew down (flying is fun; the wind in your ears, it's exhilarating!) and met him. We had a discussion about Life, The Universe, and Everything. Spent 42 minutes covering that topic before we covered it all. The, we went out to supper. Kind soul that I am, I allowed him to pay, and toasted his health. That's when I slipped a Mickey in his Cherry Coke. He was out cold. I used the Vulcan mind meld (long story on how I know to do that) to steal his passwords. And now I'm logged on to his blog account! He'll rue the day he messed with me. Oh, and anyone else that gets in my way, I have a fate set for them that is both horrible and worthy of my Evil Genius. There's a couple of blogger around that need to watch their step. One's now missing a part of his brain. I dont' know if he'll tell about it. But I removed it as a warning. Don't encroach upon my supremacy in the Universe of Blogging. Oh, and about that partial brain I stole? It can be made into a great pie. What kind of pie? Citizen Journalist pie, of course.