Headline News: 6/2/2005

From ABC News:
Lindsay Lohan Uninjured in Car Crash
Will try again later

From ABC News:
'Deep Throat' Film Lent Its Name to Source
Because Linda Lovelace and Mark Felt both suck

From ABC News:
NBC Has No Place to Go but Up
Just ask the Dumont Network

From ABC News:
Fan Says He Was Beaten at Snoop Dogg Show
Climbed onstage during gansta-rapper performance, beaten to a pulp; What did we learn?

From ABC News:
Actor Gere urges EU pressure on China over Tibet
Same EU that cannot convince France or the Netherlands is expected to influence China

From CNN:
King Fahd reportedly stable
If so, he's the only stable person in that royal family

From CNN:
FBI exhumes body in shocking murder of teen
Men who killed him confessed, autopsy expected to ... um ... uh ... hmmm

From CNN:
School-lunch spies
Mark Felt's great-grandson carrying on family tradition

From CNN:
Cambodia's ex-king has computer, will blog
Just what the world needs, another damn blogger. Oh. Wait. Nevermind.

From KGTV:
Police search for rock thrower
Didn't get word Ernest T. Bass passed away last month