Sunday, June 5, 2005

Headline News: 6/5/2005

From ABC News:
Cruise Company Saws Massive Ship in Half
Later, pulls one huge-ass rabbit out of giant hat

From ABC News:
'Breakfast Club' Cast Reunites on MTV
1985 Wannabes Are 2005 Has-Beens

From ABC News:
Inspectors to release 2012 Games bids report
Clouseau, Gadget to announce findings together

From ABC News:
Huge Underground Bunker Discovered in Iraq
Gloria found

From ABC News:
'Pig-Ball' Soccer Match Staged in Russia
Women's Olympic trials begin

From ABC News:
8-Inch French Fry Sold for Nearly $200
Size matters

From ABC News:
Maine Mom Serves Detention for Daughter
Next year, to have abortion for daughter

From ABC News:
Singer Sheds bin Ladin Name, Aims for Stardom
Nick Hitler awaits big break


From ABC News:
Gore Urges Mayors to Fight Global Warming
Global Warming responds: "I'll kick their asses"

From ABC News:
Basil Suspected in Cyclospora Outbreak
I'm not worried; I have an alibi and lots of witnesses!

5 comments:

  1. I've got a petition up at my site if you get a moment.

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  2. As for the 8-inch french fry, I thought "Big Taters" were something else!

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  3. Weekend

    Zap*Germs: Not Making This Up: CDC Investigates an "Outbreak of Obesity" - in West Virginia The Common Room: Bird Calls Basil's Blog: Headline News Terriorists: Suckered Nickie Goomba: US Describes Even More Instances of Koran Mishandling Scrappleface...

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  4. Jay:
    Sorry for the delay in getting over there. I'm linking at breakfast.

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