Headline News 2006-05-01

From ABC News:
Duke Player's Lawyers Want DA Thrown Out
Of a window. In a tall building.

From ABC News:
Phony Heroes: Medal Group Going After Frauds
John Kerry calls efforts 'witch hunt,' refuses to return medals

From ABC News:
Dividing Iraq: First, Think Long and Hard
Heh heh heh. They said 'long.' And 'hard.'

From ABC News:
Day Without Gringos: Mexico Begins Boycott of U.S. Goods
Korean stores selling 'knockoffs' hardest hit

From CNN:
Diner finds piece of finger on his burger
Wendy's chili burger added to menu

From ABC News:
Woman, Son Convicted in Mouse-In-Soup Scam
Sylvester sues over baby kangaroo soup

From ABC News:
Crocodile Attacks Chainsaw in Australia
Aussie crocs have new hero: 'Chainsaw' Dundee

From ABC News:
Movie Promotion Confused With Bomb in L.A.
M:I:3 not expected to be certified a 'bomb' until May 6

From CNN:
Ellen gets an Emmy
Not a comedienne, but plays one on TV

From CNN:
It's hip to be pregnant
Soon to be belly and breasts