From ABC News:
W.Va. Gov. Gets Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do
Fed up with all the West Virginia jokes
From ABC News:
W.Va. Telescope 1st to Get Saturn Signal
That explains the ... OW! OOF! ARRGHH! Governor! Stop! Please!
From ABC News:
La. Prison Journalist Freed After 44 Years
Judge: "After Dan Rather got off without so much as a slap on the wrist, it only seemed fair"
From ABC News:
U.S. Military Releases About 80 Afghans
Expect to re-capture them fighting in Iraq within a month
From ABC News:
Report: Ex-Tyco CEO Says He's Not Greedy
Dennis Kozlowski: "While I did earn enormous sums of money, which for a poor kid from Newark was spectacular, I worked my butt off and it was all based on ... ooh, a penny!"
From ABC News:
Microsoft Co-Founder's Dreams Are Reality
If Paul Allen wakes up, we all cease to exist
From ABC News:
Hacker Breaks Into T-Mobile Network
Verizon Wireless user gets "in"
From ABC News:
TSA Reminds Travelers of Security Measures
Hopes strip-searching Granny will "send a message"
From ABC News:
Top PLO Body Calls for End to Attacks
Decided to make statement now, while they still have a body; Israel fueling up helicopters
From AL.com:
Woman charged in motel killings
Rampage left six motels dead, nine hotels injured
From AL.com:
Kresge offer brings $8M growth to local endowments
Breast enlargements popular in Alabama
From St. Louis Post-Dispatch (via respublica):
Collinsville, Highland set primaries
Secondaries, tertiaries still to be named
From BBC:
Iraqi anger at abuser's jail term
Iraqi: "I mean, he put panties on their head. He should suffer more. Oh, and free Saddam."
From BBC:
Virgin boss unveils space trips
Hopes being an astronaut will help him get laid
From BBC:
Man wounded in nightclub shooting
They no longer call him "Tater Salad"
From BBC:
Heritage potatoes make comeback
Force overtime
From BBC:
Teacher cleared of pupils assault
Turns out kids needed an ass-whipping
From BBC:
AM wants Nazi symbol law review
"The Producers" to close
From BBC:
The future of lying
DNC seeks to name new Chairman
From BBC:
News Corp eyes video games market
Players will get to bash Bill O'Reilly or Geraldo Rivera, strip Laurie Dhue or Lauren Green
From NEWS.com.au:
Woman spends night lost in bush
Martha Stewart spends another day in prison
great as always! the Martha one cracked me up good! no pun intended.
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