From ABC News:
Court: Piercing Doesn't Change DWI Test
Indianapolis woman charged with being drunk, stupid, and having a hole in her mouth
From ABC News:
Canadians Stunned Over Killing of Mounties
Bush Blamed
From ABC News:
Challenges of capturing today's Dr. Jekylls
Capture of fictional characters is extremely difficult
From ABC News:
Microsoft Showcases Robots to Watch Kids
Al Gore gets new job
From ABC News:
Older Patients Benefit from Obesity Surgery Too
Especially the fat ones
From ABC News:
Accuser's Family Praises Jackson in Video
Say he was the nicest pervert they ever met
From ABC News:
George Bush Defends Intelligence Groups
"Thems is smart"
From CNN:
Scientists: Hidden galaxies spotted
Original theory had them striped
From CNN:
Poll: Most Americans unfamiliar with blogs
Polls also had Kerry winning
From CNN:
Bill Cosby: 'Words and actions can be misinterpreted'
Never meant for you to really eat Jello pudding
From BBC:
Director drops dead donkey
Lands on foot, causes bruise
From MSNBC:
Moon probe could kill conspiracy theory
Oswald found in Sea of Tranquility
From MSNBC:
70 dolphins strand selves off the Fla. Keys
Stupid dolphins
From MSNBC:
Russert: Bush seeks Roosevelt stature
Being fitted for crutches, wheelchair
From ABC News:
Bush Rejects Partial Syrian Withdrawal
Promises full butt-whuppin'
"Especially the fat ones"
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