Thursday, May 5, 2005

Headline News: 5/5/2005

From ABC News:
Belgium Students Break Pillow Fight Record
Another Man Show record falls

From ABC News:
Texas House Bans 'Suggestive' Cheerleading
Explicit cheerleading still allowed

From ABC News:
Pedophile Who Sought Castration Is Released
Judge rules man no longer nuts

From ABC News:
'Stranger Than Strange' Dinosaur Found in Utah
Identified as Karl Malone

From ABC News:
An Illicit Affair on 'American Idol'?
But then again, aren't those the usual kind?

From ABC News:
Mom's Disability Keeps Teen Off Roads
Parents in other states lining up to hire her to keep their kids off highways

From ABC News:
Woman Pleads to Helping Husband Fake Death
Judge admonishes: Next time make sure he's really dead

From ABC News:
Texas Baby Dies Before Treatment Withheld
If only the child had lived long enough for treatment to have been withheld...

From ABC News:
Rehabilitated Dolphins Released in Fla.
Dolphin gang members now walking the straight and narrow

From ABC News:
New Low-Alcohol Wine Targets Women
Perfect for slutty women who don't need to get really drunk to put out

2 comments:

  1. MoeBetta Headlines 05/05/05

    Don't forget to check out Basil,Dane Bramage,and moehawk.

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  2. From ABC News:
    Pedophile Who Sought Castration Is Released
    Judge rules man no longer nuts

    That one jacked your booze bill up to 75 cents. Heeelarious!

    From ABC News:
    New Low-Alcohol Wine Targets Women
    Perfect for slutty women who don't need to get really drunk to put out

    I wonder if Manishewitz is involved in this new scheme? Hmm ;)

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