WTW: What Happens In Vegas…

I'm gonna be honest with you. I'll go about anywhere and do about anything for a good time. I said "about anything." Don't y'all get no crazy ideas or nothing.

Anyhow, I was in Atlanta weekend before last for the Braves games against the Phillies, and I saw some cute little filly. She was with some geeky-looking fellow and he was all dreamy-eyed. You've met the type. They're nothing but a wuss and they think the girls like that. Well, this sweet young thing didn't, I could tell. And they was sittin' just a few seats away. And I was watching the Braves and watching this fox.

The dude she was with got up to go get a coke or a beer or something. I had been the inning before and knew the lines was pretty bad. So I knew he'd be gone for a bit. I moved over a couple of seats and asked her about the game. She ignored me at first. But I know how to talk to a woman.

"Hey, you need to dump that loser and let a real man show you a good time," I said.

She looked at me wide-eyed. Or so I thought. Turns out, she always looks that way. Anyway, I asked her if she'd ever been to Las Vegas. She said she hadn't. I told her that "What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas," and she could stay in Vegas with me for a few days if she liked. She liked. I gave her my phone number and told her I'd pick her up Tuesday morning.

Since I do the Wednesday posts here, I was going to call Basil and tell him I couldn't help him. But I saw his little story about the strip club in Jacksonville he put up just after midnight, so I wrote my little story and scheduled it for early Wednesday. So all was clear.

Sure enough, the chick called and I went and picked her up, and we headed out to Las Vegas. And we had a great time. And doggone it, if the love bug didn't bite me. We ended up at the end of the week at the "Say I Do Wedding Drive Thru" chapel.

So, I had me a brand new bride and was in Las Vegas, Nevada. I just didn't get any better than this. Me and the new missus got back to the hotel and did not visit the casinos that night.

In the morning, I got up, and didn't see her anywhere. I looked for her the better part of an hour, but never did find her. I spent a few more days in Las Vegas and just got back in about an hour ago. I really miss her. If anybody's seen her, do let me know:





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