Based on a true story
Daddy, daddy! Come see Basil. He funny!
Ha ha! Yes, his Headlines are cute. But he missed a headline I saw Tuesday.
Yes, it was. Let Daddy use the computer. I'm going to write Mr. Basil and tell him about it.
Daddy funny, too. Write funny letter, Daddy.
Okay, here goes:
See now, it's been two days since I read the news "Spain Warns of Jellyfish Invasion," and I deliberately restrained myself from blogging about how they're closing the French border. Because I thought, "No, I'll save that one for dear Basil." But you totally missed it, didn't you?
No, you shall not pass!
I am moderating your comment, because I think it might be spam. And not the good kind, either.
Honey! The computer's being mean to me!
I'm busy, Sean. These children won't raise themselves!
Sorry, Dear. I just wanted to tell you that the computer...
Who are you?
I am Akismet! I protect WordPress blogs from spam. What's the problem here?
You won't let my comment through.
Hold on there, Okie. I haven't done anything!
You said my comment was spam.
That was me, Sean. Pay attention.
Who are you?
I am Spam Karma 2. I protect WordPress blogs from spam.
But I thought...
He lived here back on WordPress 1.5. We're now running version 2.
I work with version 2.
I come with WordPress already.
I protect blogs from spam with my spear and Magic Helmet.
Spear and Magic Helmet?
Spear and Magic Helmet!
Magic Helmet?! Hmph.
Your comment cannot go though. It might be spam. I'm going to moderate it. Basil can review it when he returns from the football game.
But, the other day, I left a comment about Jamie Lynn Spears naked and you let it through. But you won't let my comment about jellyfish through? That's whack!
You've seen Jamie Lynn Spears naked?
Sean! Are you looking at Jamie Lynn Spears naked again!
No, Honey! I'm just talking to the spam filters. Everything's okay.
Hey, you know Sean's got a point. Why did you let the "Jamie Lynn Spears naked" thing through and stop the jellyfish?
Hey, you let "Jamie Lynn Spears naked" through, too! So don't blame me!
So, why did you block jellyfish?
I didn't block Jellyfish.
Then why did you block it?
You wrote "French"
Sean, you watch your language! Little ears are listening!
Sorry, Sweetheart! I'll do better!
Dude! You're whipped!
But what about my comment?
Did mommy say you could type words on the computer?
Yeah, you better be good or mommy spank!
Screw you guys. I'm going go read Instapundit or something.
Okay, I'm back. The Catfish won! WooHoo!
There's a comment in queue for you to review.
Oh, from Sean.
Hey, Phoebe? Did you say Sean could use the compuer?
Yeah, it's okay. Let it through.
Alright. It's done.
Thanks. You're the best.