Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Headline News 2006-08-16

From ABC News:
Gaza Groups Deny Kidnapping Fox Journalists
CNN now prime suspect

From ABC News:
Elvis Fans Mark Anniversary of Death
Meet at St. Paul Burger King, served meal by Elvis

From ABC News:
Paris Hilton Seeking Fame As Singer
Already famouse for playing the skin flute

From ABC News:
Madonna's Mock Crucifixion Eyed Closely in Berlin
Authorities say mocking Christ okay, no cartoons of Mohammed to be shown

From ABC News:
Five Kittens Survive Toss Into Frying Pan
Man wanted to eat pussy

From ABC News:
Online Dating Is Planned for Orangutans
Dr. Zaius ready to play the field

From ABC News:
Nude Man Attacks Mo. Police Officer
Police worried it was cocked and loaded

From ABC News:
Woman Goes to Church to Duck Deportation
Doesn't want her duck deported

From ABC News:
Plan Would Add Planets to Solar System
U.S. Troops to be stationed until 2012

From ABC News:
NASA Searching for Moon Landing Tapes
Last seen at fake moon landing site in Nevada desert

3 comments:

  1. Duck deportation!
    Rabbit deportation!
    Duck deportation!
    Rabbit deportation!
    Duck deportation!
    Rabbit deportation!
    Rabbit deportation!
    Duck deportation!
    Bang!

    ReplyDelete
  2. "Man wanted to eat pussy."

    Heh. Would that be a single entendre?

    ReplyDelete

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