From Kansas City Star:
Man finds finger inside dessert
Wendy's debuts new dessert menu
From WGAL:
Man survives wreck, is killed by power line
Grieving family sued by writers of "Final Destination"
From WBAL:
Homeowners, Army base clash
If homeowners win, they will replace the 3rd I.D. in Iraq
From CNN:
Annan urges U.S., Russia to cut nuclear arsenals
Wants to level playing field for North Korea
From ABC News:
Woman Named Miss Jumbo Queen in Thailand
The accolades for Rosie O'Donnell just keep coming
From ABC News:
Study: 209 Animals Sexually Abused
Sweden surpasses Kentucky *
From ABC News:
Animal Waste Studied As Energy Source
Democratic speeches, Washington's top source of bulls**t, may serve useful purpose after all
From ABC News:
U.S. Climber Falls to Death on Everest
Bush blamed
From ABC News:
Letter Believed Sent to Al-Zarqawi Found
Dear Abu —
Do you love me
Do you want to be my friend
And if you do
Well then don't be afraid to take me by the hand
If you want to
I think this is how love goes
Check yes or no.
— Osama
From ABC News:
Lock Picking for Sport Cracks the Mainstream
The Jack Baur Invitational to be held in June
Bet those Swedes are feeling a little sheepish right now...
ReplyDeleteOh, that was so baa-aa-aa-ad!
ReplyDeleteGeorge Strait will never sound the same again.
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Moe:
ReplyDeleteThe wife's a big George Strait fan (and plays his 50 Greatest Hits constantly) wasn't too happy with my take on that headline. But now you know the inspiration.
Headlines for wednesday 5/4/2005
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