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ReplyDeleteGreen and Godly Grow in Ranks
The Incredible Hulk joins the seminary
It's blasphemously hilarious! heh
The whole kit n' caboodle was a hoot,Basil!
Spongebob....heh!
ReplyDeleteMoe, moehawk:
ReplyDeleteThanks!
You know I love your headlines. I just don't always tell you. There, now...even number of posts....
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